Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. And rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll grant you three wishes! Want a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Done. Need a house made entirely out of cake? Consider it built.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the land of exploding chickens and breakdancing llamas!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 104/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Animals Bred: 187
Mines Excavated: 3014 Gods Slained: 1
Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Holy Grails Found: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Car Site Open Minecraft SMP

    Car Site Open Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for something a little more… adventurous? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why, you ask? Because we have a Kia exploit that allows you to open a car just by clicking a link! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, now you can mine for cars! Join us on this wild ride as we navigate through the dark web to find the rarest and most valuable vehicles in the game. So what are you waiting for? Hop in your virtual Kia and come join the fun!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 15
    Void Gems Collected: 30 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 25 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Falling into the Void: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

    WeddingCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of your parents trying to control every aspect of your life, even your wedding day? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your dream wedding venue without any interference!

    On our server, you can create the most extravagant wedding ceremony you can imagine, from a diamond-studded altar to a cake made entirely of gold blocks. And the best part? Your parents are banned from entering the server, so you can finally have the freedom to plan your special day without any unwanted opinions.

    Join now and show your family who’s boss by creating the most epic wedding celebration in Minecraft history! Don’t let anyone rain on your pixelated parade, it’s time to say “I do” to our server and “I don’t” to meddling parents.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Zombie Dances: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Chimeras Created: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • SisKiddoBullyDramaCraft

    SisKiddoBullyDramaCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with unruly kids ruining your Minecraft projects? Join our server for a drama-free gaming experience! We promise no one will draw all over your creations or call you names (unless it’s in good fun, of course). Say goodbye to sibling rivalry and hello to a supportive online community where everyone gets along like one big happy family. Plus, we offer virtual carpool services for those in need of transportation to school (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be cool?). So come on over and leave the real-world drama behind – you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 25
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 25
    Alien Abductions: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 46
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • CringeCraft SMP: TeenageFails

    CringeCraft SMP: TeenageFails
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to embrace your inner cringe!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, chaotic events, and a community of players who are not afraid to let their cringy flags fly high. From recreating iconic meme moments in Minecraft form to hosting cringe-worthy talent shows where players showcase their most embarrassing talents, there is never a dull moment on our server.

    But the real reason you should join? Our server’s founder once accidentally built a giant statue of their crush in-game, only to have it haunted by a ghostly figure that whispered cringy pick-up lines to anyone who dared to approach it. Legend has it that the statue still stands to this day, a reminder of the cringe that lurks within us all.

    So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner cringe and join a community that celebrates the absurd, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to leave your dignity at the door!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • CreeperLoveCraft

    CreeperLoveCraft
    Are you tired of your sex life feeling like a solo game of Minesweeper? Join our Minecraft server and level up your love life! Our virtual world is filled with sexy villagers just waiting to trade with you…if you catch our drift. Explore our pixelated paradise and find hidden chests filled with naughty surprises. Who needs a partner when you have a diamond sword to keep you company? So ditch the real world and come play with us, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the Ender Dragon).

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 7
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Endless Night Skies: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • LebCraft Minecraft Server

    LebCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo, so like, if you wanna join a lit Minecraft server, come to our place cuz we got crazier explosions than Israel hitting Beirut, yo! Our server is so wild, it’s like a war zone but with creepers and zombies instead of actual bombs. Plus, we straight up rejected any boring ceasefire plans cuz we’re all about that chaos and destruction, fam. Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of constant mayhem and non-stop action. Let’s blow stuff up together, yo!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 16 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • UkraineCraft: Biden’s Billions

    UkraineCraft: Biden’s Billions
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more surprises than biden giving $8 billion in military aid to ukraine! we got creepers that explode with confetti instead of blowing up your house, we got villagers that trade diamonds for dirt because they’re just that crazy. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. come build your dream castle or create a roller coaster that goes through the nether and back. trust me, you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 7
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!

    Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!
    so, like, this server is like the ultimate cure for your boring Minecraft life, dude. it’s like a new drug for Alzheimer’s but for your gaming brain, ya know? there’s so much excitement, you won’t even remember what boredom feels like.

    even though there’s some excess deaths (RIP to those pixels), missing safety data (who needs safety when you’re building epic structures?), and questionable efficacy (who cares as long as it’s fun), this server is the place to be, man.

    and get this, the “independent” advisory panel is totally not biased at all. like, they’re so independent that they’re probably not even real people. but who cares about conflicts of interest when you’re mining diamonds and battling creepers, right?

    so come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain, but with more explosions and less nausea. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 40 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!

    LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!
    Welcome to Lanterncraft
    We are a new Semi-Vanilla SMP server offering various activities and plugins such as a resource world, player controlled economy, quests, land claiming, custom dungeons, and crossplay for Bedrock players.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Do you have a detailed questline? Yes, we offer multiple questlines with great rewards.
    What measures do you have against griefers? Players can claim their land to prevent griefing. Our staff team is also quick to assist in case of any damages.
    Do you keep inventory on death? Yes, we have enabled keeping inventory so players do not lose their gear upon death.
    Do you have custom dungeons? Yes, we have custom dungeons with unique loot tables for players to explore.
    Is the server crossplay compatible for Bedrock players? Yes, Bedrock players can join the server and play with Java players.
    How can I join the server? You can join via the Java IP: play.lanterncraft.net or the Bedrock IP & Port: play.lanterncraft.net:25586
    Is there a Discord server for communication? Yes, you can join our Discord server at discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 15
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 74
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Loser Incels Minecraft Server

    Loser Incels Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you hardworking, smart, and talented individuals to come together and build epic creations without any distractions.

    Join us and leave behind the world of handouts and laziness, where equality is a foreign concept. Here, you can show off your impressive skills and achievements without being overshadowed by those who project their faults onto others.

    So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own greatness, because let’s face it, women just can’t compete with the awesomeness that awaits you here!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 23 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 19 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 709321 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

    The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the villagers have formed a secret underground rave club.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary chicken that lays golden eggs, but only on Tuesdays. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

    So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🐔💃🕺🐉

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Void Armor Forged: 29 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Mines Excavated: 3818 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Emeralds Found: 4842 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer

    NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have strict rules for guests just like the OP’s roommate! But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to let your roommate’s boyfriend move in for 10 days.

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our server is drama-free, unlike the OP’s situation with her roommate.

    So come on over and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, you never have to question whether or not it’s okay to say no to someone crashing at your place for an extended period of time. Let’s build and have fun together, without the cold shoulders or awkward confrontations.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Towns Built: 9 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Wilderness Tamed: 6
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Chimeras Created: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Ozempic-FreeZone

    Ozempic-FreeZone
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can settle your real-life disputes in a virtual world! Join us for epic battles between friends, like the showdown between me (23F) and my friend Hannah (23F).

    Picture this: I, a short and skinny warrior, face off against Hannah, a towering giant who has recently discovered the wonders of Ozempic. She challenges me to join her in this weight loss journey, but I, being already slender and wise, politely decline. Little did I know, my refusal would lead to a virtual feud of epic proportions!

    Will you join our server and choose a side? Will you fight for the right to refuse weight loss challenges, or will you embrace the power of Ozempic and grow stronger? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a battle over a casual dinner conversation. Join now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Dimension Hops: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • AppAddictMinecraftSMP

    AppAddictMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to join!

    We have daily events like “TNT Parkour” where you have to jump from exploding block to exploding block to reach the finish line. And don’t even get us started on our “Pig Racing” competition – those pigs are faster than lightning!

    So, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time, then come on down to our server. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 130 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • BlockBuster10/10

    BlockBuster10/10
    Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

    Our server is so amazing that even Hollywood directors are lining up to film their next blockbuster movie here. Rumor has it that Steven Spielberg himself was so blown away by our server that he decided to make a movie about a group of players trying to defeat the Ender Dragon while riding on llamas.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community in the world. Who needs Hollywood when you have us?

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Towns Built: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 93 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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