Oh My Fucking God Why Was I Ever Using Windows Minecraft SMP

Oh My Fucking God Why Was I Ever Using Windows Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of using Windows like a pleb? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where real professionals thrive? Look no further, because our server is exclusively for Linux users!

Join us and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft while running a process monitor in the background at all times. Show off your tiling desktop and impress your fellow players with your Linux skills.

Forget about Windows and embrace the world of Linux. Sure, you may look like an incel, but who cares when you’re having the time of your life on our server? Join now and become a true Linux gaming legend!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players: 100/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • 🔥 FireMine – grief server number 1 🔥 Minecraft server

    🔥 FireMine – grief server number 1 🔥 Minecraft server
    Cool survival with friends! Come in

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Tea Time Minecraft Server

    Tea Time Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about boiling tea water in the microwave ever again! Our server is equipped with state-of-the-art tea brewing stations in every virtual corner, so you can enjoy a perfectly brewed cup of tea while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of tea-loving creepers who have mastered the art of brewing explosive tea potions. Join us and uncover the hidden tea-tastic treasures that await you in the depths of our virtual world.

    So why settle for boring old microwave tea when you can join our server and experience the thrill of brewing tea like never before? Come join us and embark on a tea-riffic adventure unlike any other!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Mines Excavated: 4538 Star Shards Collected: 174

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Fluffy Llama Gang

    Minecraft SMP – Fluffy Llama Gang
    Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP experience? Look no further than our server, where we take fake to a whole new level! Join us for a crazy ride filled with roleplaying, kinks, and more depravity than you can shake a pickaxe at.

    Our server is like F-list for Minecraft players – create your character profile, find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes, and dive into some seriously outrageous roleplay. From webchat adventures to group forums, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got drama, gossip, and kinks galore. Want to critique someone’s character? Share your roleplay logs? Or just chat about your weirdest fetishes? Our server is the place to do it all.

    So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy antics and wild adventures await you on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your wildest imagination – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Runes Activated: 8 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Evil Company’s Minecraft Server

    Evil Company’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn? Well, look no further because our server is run by an evil fucking company that will keep you on your toes at all times!

    Join us if you want to battle against a horde of zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are actually sentient and will attack you if you get too close?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Just be careful not to wake the giant spider king that guards it!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the chaos and madness that only an evil fucking company can provide!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 30 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Nash Was a Noob Minecraft SMP

    Nash Was a Noob Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the legend of Nash unfold before your very eyes! Back in the day, Nash was rumored to be a valet by day and an enforcer by night, with midcard energy that could rival even the whitest Maven. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Flawless Gaming Minecraft Server

    Flawless Gaming Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so flawless, Notch himself would be jealous! Join us for the most epic adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen in the blocky world.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine filled with riches beyond their wildest dreams. But little did they know, the mine was also home to a pack of mischievous creepers who loved nothing more than to blow everything up! Will you be brave enough to face the explosive challenge and claim the diamonds for yourself?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the fearsome beast while busting out their best dance moves. Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon fight like this before!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Not His Fault Minecraft SMP

    Not His Fault Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally setting your friend’s house on fire and blaming it on a rogue creeper. It’s not your fault, it’s just the way the game works!

    Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. One time, a player accidentally turned their pet pig into a giant mutant pig and chaos ensued as they tried to wrangle it back to normal size. Another time, someone built a rollercoaster that launched players straight into the sky and caused mass panic among the villagers.

    If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and nothing is off limits, then this is the place for you. Join us and embrace the madness – just remember, it’s not your fault if things go awry!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Choose Wisely Minecraft Server

    Choose Wisely Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because on our server, we are on a mission to stamp out Evil at its roots! Join us as we embark on epic quests to defeat evil mobs, rescue villagers, and protect our precious blocky world from destruction.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join our server and you just might stumble upon this rare and valuable creature.

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our server’s most fearsome boss – the Crazed Creeper King. Legend has it that whoever defeats him will be rewarded with a never-ending supply of enchanted golden apples.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a hero in the fight against Evil!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • THE Only Meme Coin You’ll Need in the Upcoming Supercycle Minecraft SMP

    THE Only Meme Coin You’ll Need in the Upcoming Supercycle Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the meme supercycle is coming and we are not just another server – we are ticking all the boxes for memecoins destined to hit a $1B+ market cap!

    Join us and become a part of the MLG cult of believers who know gaming culture inside out. We challenge people to 1v1s on Rust while snacking on Doritos and chugging Mountain Dew like true gamers. This isn’t just about slapping a meme on a coin, it’s about hitting a nerve with a community that gets it.

    Our server is not the product of a boring VC boardroom, it’s a wild universe where anything can happen. We are building wealth in crypto while building epic structures in Minecraft. So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and let’s dominate the supercycle together. NFA ofc, because who needs rules when you’re having this much fun!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ores Mined: 7228 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Towns Built: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Bobby become chef Minecraft SMP

    Bobby become chef Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the epic tale of Bobby, the unsuspecting player who accidentally became a chef in the virtual world! Watch as he navigates through the treacherous lands, battling mobs and gathering ingredients to create the most delicious dishes you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Will Bobby rise to the top as the ultimate culinary master, or will his creations be a recipe for disaster? Join now to find out and maybe even score a taste of his legendary creeper casserole!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7053 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Farms Harvested: 347 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Beanie’s Pungent Fart Minecraft Server

    Beanie’s Pungent Fart Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of beanies pungent farts and maniacal laughter. Our server is like no other, with crazy events like “Fart Fest Fridays” and “Laughing Gas Saturdays”. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Mines Excavated: 1768 Zombie Dances: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Waifu’s Ception Minecraft SMP

    Waifu’s Ception Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes, including your waifu having a waifu! Join us for a chance to navigate through the drama and chaos of a world where love triangles are taken to a whole new level. Will your waifu’s waifu steal your diamonds? Will you have to fight for their affection in epic battles? Only one way to find out – join our server and dive into the madness! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure guarded by a pack of llamas wearing top hats – will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player on the server? Don’t miss out on all the absurdity and hilarity that awaits you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Gal House Minecraft Server

    Gal House Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

    Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a taco? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins will have you laughing until you cry as you explore our unique world filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons.

    But that’s not all! Our community is like a family, always looking out for each other and ready to lend a helping hand. Need someone to help you build a giant statue of a llama? We’ve got you covered. Want to start a prank war with your friends? Bring it on!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Visit Poland Minecraft SMP

    Visit Poland Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual trip to Poland…but without the expensive plane ticket! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the virtual borders of our world. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server? Or will you be too busy laughing at the ridiculous antics of our wacky community?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary Polish unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to those brave enough to seek it out. Want a stack of diamonds? Just ask the unicorn! Need a fancy new castle? The unicorn’s got you covered! Just be careful…rumor has it that the unicorn has a mischievous side and loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

    So what are you waiting for? Pack your virtual bags and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy antics and outrageous stories await you in the land of Poland…oops, I mean our server!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Emeralds Found: 3610

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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