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| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 3021 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 1744 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 14 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride horses and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you find this elusive chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or hackers that dare to enter our realm. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-jitsu and will not hesitate to spit in the face of danger.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of frittata.
