| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 1624 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 24 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
| Towns Built: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 25 |
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| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 9660 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6927 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 96 |
| Villages Defended: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 2334 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 26 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 8490 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 24 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 1499 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 28 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 34 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Server Name | Java Survival SMP Server |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Survival |
| Server Address | mc.javasurvival.com |
| Discord | Join us on Discord |
Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.
A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.
A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.
A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.
A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.
A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.
A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 5870 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Votes: | 7725 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 4555 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 87 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 17 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.
You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 9848 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 7342 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8835 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 27 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 19 |
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 8860 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 28 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 30 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.
And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 2499 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 4190 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 19 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 131 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 2619 |
Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.
And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 539 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2861 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 2396 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 35 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 18 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| IP | play.bloomsmp.net |
|---|---|
| Joinable Versions | 1.9 – 1.21.4 |
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server modded? | No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins. |
| What versions can I join with? | You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4 |
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community. |
| Are there regular events on the server? | Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in. |
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 6941 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 2356 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 31 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.
Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?
So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 9870 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 208 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 85 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 8364 |
On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.
And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?
So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 9932 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 44 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
But that’s not even the best part. One time, we all got together and decided to have a dance party in the Nether. Yeah, you heard me right, the Nether. We were busting out our best dance moves while dodging fireballs from ghasts. It was wild, man.
And don’t even get me started on the time we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken. Yeah, you read that right, a diamond chicken. We searched far and wide, battling mobs and solving puzzles, until we finally found it. And let me tell you, that chicken laid the most epic diamond eggs you’ve ever seen.
So, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a total game-changer, bro.
