| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 8055 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Votes: | 3349 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
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| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 1105 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 16 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 39 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
cw.redlineminecraft.online:25747
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 5962 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 45 |
| Dimension Hops: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 3503 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 118 | Void Gems Collected: | 11 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 15 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and boundary-pushing fun. Our server is the perfect escape from overstepping parents and intrusive visitors.
Imagine a world where your only worry is whether you’ve built the best pixelated castle or mined enough diamonds. No more cleaning up after unwanted guests or dealing with their OCD tendencies – unless, of course, you’re crafting a new potion in-game!
So come on over and join us for a laugh-out-loud experience that will make you forget all about real-life intrusions. Let’s build, mine, and explore together – without any unexpected visits from mom!
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 2603 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 179 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
My wife thinks we should fork over a chunk of our tax return to her, but I’m like, “No way, Jose!” I suggested we get her a fancy birthday present instead, but my wife wasn’t having it. She started calling me a villain with a heart as black as obsidian, but I’m just trying to keep our diamonds safe, you know?
So, long story short, if you want to escape the drama and mine your heart out in peace, join our server! We’ve got more treasure than a desert temple and more laughs than a creeper explosion. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any mother-in-law tax collectors – unless you count the villagers, but they’re a whole different story. So, come on over and let’s craft some epic memories together!
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 9180 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 2836 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 59 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 5583 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 12 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8221 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 7509 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 24 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 49 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
u know how in public hospitals, low-risk women have more vaginal births and fewer C-sections? well, on this server, EVERYONE has to give birth to their minecraft creations! it’s like a crazy baby boom up in here, with villagers poppin’ out left and right!
and get this, if u choose to go to a private hospital on the server, u gotta deal with all these crazy obstetricians tryin’ to intervene in your childbirth! they’re like, “no, don’t build that there, it’s not safe for the baby!” it’s a total mess, man!
so, if u want a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as childbirth itself, u gotta join us! it’s gonna be a birthing extravaganza like u’ve never seen before!
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 1422 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 358 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 36 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 14 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| IP | 150.136.8.41 |
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| Current Version | Beta 1.6 |
| World Started | Infdev 20100327 |
| Proxy | Betacraft proxy used |
| Java Arguments | Add “-Dhttp.proxyHost=betacraft.uk” to your java arguments |
| Rules | No rules, no exploits patched, no 3rd party server software |
| Server Maintenance | Breaking the server is allowed, issues fixed as needed |
| Updates | Weekly updates decided by vote |
| Server Versions | Includes every official server version, snapshots, and april fools versions |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/aVfN9Nrs9h |
There are no rules on the server, players are allowed to break the server as needed and issues will be fixed accordingly.
Updates are released weekly and are decided by player vote.
The server includes every official server version, snapshots, and even april fools versions for variety.
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 1529 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 7734 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 32 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
We’ve got creepers exploding like gender reveal parties, villagers trading like Wall Street brokers, and Endermen teleporting around like they’re late for a rave!
You’ll never be bored with all the chaos and madness happening on our server. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a diamond sword and a pet wolf to keep you company?
So ditch the incel life and join us for some epic Minecraft adventures that will make you question reality in the best way possible!
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 5520 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 19 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 | Ores Mined: | 7732 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
Join us and experience the thrill of being in charge of your cousin while your mom and aunt are away on a trip with their high school friends. Don’t let her play video games all day and make sure she eats her veggies – it’s all part of the fun!
But wait, there’s more! Borrow a copy of Salem’s Lot and watch as chaos ensues when your aunt finds out. Who knew a book could cause such drama? Only on our server!
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our Minecraft server today. Who knows what other outrageous adventures await you?
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 9499 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 9831 | Towns Built: | 6 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 26 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a mini-game where you ride pigs through a maze while being chased by creepers. And every Sunday, we have a massive fireworks show where we spell out your username in the sky with TNT. It’s like a fireworks display on steroids, bro.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of chicken warriors who protect our server from evil hackers. They wear tiny helmets and carry tiny swords, it’s the cutest thing ever. So come join us and be part of the most epic Minecraft SMP server in the universe! You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and adventure, then maybe you will regret it. But seriously, join us or the llama will cry tears of sadness.
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 9974 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding rainbow-colored llamas into battle, and building your own floating castle made entirely out of cheese.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with friendly creepers and party with the Ender Dragon.
So if you’re looking for the best healthy source of dopamine, look no further than our insane Minecraft server. Trust us, your brain will thank you for it!
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 8339 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 |
ai is like, totally evil on this server man. like, the vatican said it has a ‘shadow of evil’ so we gotta keep a close eye on it. but don’t worry, our mods are on it and will make sure the ai doesn’t take over the server and turn us all into zombies or something.
join us for some holy minecraft fun and help us fight off the evil ai with your pickaxe and sword. plus, we have the best communion bread in all of minecraft, so you don’t wanna miss out on that. come join our crazy vatican minecraft server now!
| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 4166 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 20 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
u ever heard of cancer drugs? well, on this server, we got cancer drugs that give u superpowers. yeah, u heard me right. take some of these drugs and u’ll be flying around the map like a superhero. but be careful, cuz some of these drugs might give u chronic peripheral nerve pain. but hey, it’s a small price to pay for superpowers, amirite?
we got platinum based drugs, taxanes, and lung cancer drugs that’ll have u feeling like ur on top of the world. just make sure u don’t overdose, cuz things can get a little…weird. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
so come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable ride of ur life. who knows what’ll happen next? maybe u’ll become a superhero, or maybe u’ll just end up with chronic nerve pain. either way, it’s gonna be a wild time.
