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Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 97/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 3
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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