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Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 109/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Buildings Constructed: 47
Enchantments Applied: 101 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
Zombie Dances: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
Mineshafts Explored: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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