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Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 101/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 4911 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Ores Mined: 9463
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
Battle Standards Raised: 8 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 5

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