OfficialSMP | New Minecraft Servers

Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

ExtraCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of procrastinating and letting time slip away like sand through your fingers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, time is just a concept! Join us and procrastinate to your heart’s content without any consequences.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with magical shekels that you can earn by stackingmaxxing like a pro. Use these shekels to buy all the virtual goodies your heart desires and become the wealthiest player in the land.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the limits of procrastination. Will you be the one to unlock the mysteries of time and space while earning those sweet, sweet shekels?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and procrastinate your way to riches and glory!

Good Morning Saars Minecraft SMP

bob, bob and vagene, Buy, buy russian wife, fellow, Good, good morning, how much, Jeetbros, long tail, Minecraft, morning, Russian, saars, Sexy, sexy wife, smp, tags, Vagene, Wife

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can trade diamonds for sexy Russian wife bob and vagene! Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a base with your new Russian spouse while fending off creepers and zombies. Who needs diamonds when you can have a sexy Russian wife by your side? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and start your wacky journey on our server!

VANILLA SURVIVAL 20+ Minecraft server

20, Active, Adventure, building, Community, Economy, Exploration, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Social, Survival, survival mode, Vanilla

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The owner of the VANILLA SURVIVAL 20 server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

5r.vanilla-box.ru

Isekai Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, Alternate Reality, Anime, Character development, Cultural differences, escapism, Exploration, fantasy world, future of isekai, isekai, Isekai genre, light novels, Magic, Manga, Minecraft, native isekai, parallel universe, plot twists, Protagonist, Reincarnation, Server, storytelling, virtual reality, world-building

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into a whole new world – literally! Our server is the ultimate native isekai experience, where you’ll find yourself transported to a land filled with magical creatures, epic quests, and even a talking llama named Larry.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a horde of zombie chickens, and even have a dance-off with a group of friendly Endermen. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows where native isekai will take you next!

The Lost Miner – Minecraft SMP /tlm/ #158

2NDANNIVERSARYGIFT, Base incidents, Broken Frontline, CN Banner History, CN Levelling Calculator, CN Schedule, CN Tier List, CN Wiki, codes, Crimebrand priority, Dark Area, Detailed Tier list, Directional Arrest, Eugenics, Event Arrest, Fated Pursuit, Guide Compilation, Hypercube income, Lost, Minecraft, miner, Nasty, New Event, No Gangs Land, Path to Nowhere General, ptng, Roaring Wasteland, Routine Arrest, secret societies, Shop efficiency, Sinner Build Guides, smp, Timeless Solitude, tlm, ZONE-04

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for insane events like [No Gangs Land], where you’ll have to survive without any gangs to back you up. Or how about [Roaring Wasteland], where you’ll be arrested for crimes you didn’t even know you committed!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for [Fated Pursuit], where you’ll be chased down by mysterious figures for reasons unknown. And don’t forget about [Timeless Solitude], where you’ll be stuck in a never-ending cycle of loneliness. And if you’re feeling really brave, tackle the [ZONE-04] Dark Area Stage 16, where things get really crazy.

But that’s not all! We have detailed tier lists, crimebrand priorities, and even Sinner Build Guides to help you navigate this wild world. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to include /ptng/ in your sig when applying to our exclusive Secret Societies like NAsty and EUgenics. And don’t forget to redeem the code 2NDANNIVERSARYGIFT before it expires on Nov 27th! See you on the server, adventurer! 🌟🔥🤪 #MinecraftMadness

Plato vs. Aristotle Minecraft Server

Ancient Philosophy, Aristotelian, aristotle, classical philosophy, dialectic, empiricism, epistemology, Ethics, idealism, metaphysics, Minecraft, philosophy, philosophy debate, Plato, Platonian, political philosophy, rationalism, Realism, school of thought, Server, Socratic method, virtue ethics

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t challenge your philosophical beliefs? Well, look no further! Our server is a battleground for Platonians and Aristotelians to duke it out in epic debates while building epic structures in the virtual world. Join us and let’s see if you can build a Minecraft Parthenon that would make Plato himself proud! Who needs diamonds when you have the power of philosophy on your side? Join now and let’s settle the age-old debate once and for all!

The Laughing Creeper Minecraft SMP

amusement, banter, chuckles, comedy, Comical, creeper, Entertainment, Fun, funny, giggles, humor, Humorous, jest, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, light-hearted humor, lighthearted, Minecraft, sarcasm, satire, smp, Thread, WIT, witticism

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, who once tamed a herd of wild llamas and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. Legend has it that he defeated them all with nothing but a carrot on a stick and a diamond sword.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington, who once laid siege to a rival faction’s base using nothing but their sharp beaks and cunning tactics. And let’s not forget about the Great Sheep Rebellion of ’69, where the woolly rebels demanded better grazing land and shorter shearing sessions.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughter, chaos, and ridiculousness, look no further! Join us today and become part of our wacky world where anything is possible. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky pigs plotting world domination…

Endless Ouro Kronii Minecraft Server

#HololiveEnglish, #kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #OKTK, #ourokronii, art, Collabs, Council, Endless, fanfic, HoloID, hololive, Holostars, Kronii, memes, merchandise, Minecraft, Music, NSFW, Ouro, Promise, Server, streaming

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as it gets! Join now for a chance to play with Ouro Kronii herself – yes, the one and only! Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal in the server, you’ll be transported to a world where Kronii’s original songs play on repeat and the sky is literally on fire. Don’t believe us? Just ask the schizos and Londoners who tried to defame Kronii – they were swiftly dealt with by the Cover team. Plus, our server has its own fanfic listing and a schedule that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness firsthand! Remember, Kronii love is the only love worth having in this crazy Minecraft world!

Why Not Date An Onlyfans Girl? Minecraft SMP

Boundaries, Commitment, date, DATING, digital intimacy, Exclusivity, financial independence, girl, Jealousy, long-distance relationship, luxury lifestyle, Minecraft, modern dating, monetizing intimacy, online presence, online privacy, online sex work, onlyfans, privacy concerns, relationships, sex work stigma, smp, solo content, virtual relationships

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only downside is having 1000s of creepers trying to blow up your girlfriend because they’re jealous she’s all yours! But don’t worry, you can protect her with your diamond sword and shield.

Join our server and build the most epic base to show off to all the other players. Who needs real work when you can mine for diamonds and create your own empire in the virtual world? Plus, with your girlfriend making 100k/year, you can live a life of luxury without a care in the world.

So come on, join us and embark on crazy adventures, battle mobs, and maybe even find some hidden treasure. Just watch out for those pesky players trying to steal your loot – they’ll never get past your epic defenses!

Web Fishing Atlyss Minecraft Server

Atlyss, Digital Marketing, digital presence, digital success, First Web Fishing, Fishing, Furries, instant success, internet-marketing, Minecraft, online branding, online business, online growth, online marketing, online presence, online strategy, online success, online visibility, path to success, Server, web, web design, web fishing, Website Development

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the furries have taken over and it’s an absolute party! Forget about fishing in the first web or exploring Atlyss, because here you can dress up as your favorite furry character and dominate the virtual world.

Join us for epic battles where unicorns ride into battle on rainbow-colored llamas, and where the creepers have been replaced by adorable fluffy kittens. Build your dream furry castle complete with a pet dragon and a moat filled with hot cocoa.

But beware, the evil anti-furries are lurking in the shadows, trying to ruin our fun. Will you join us in the fight to protect our furry paradise? Or will you be left out in the cold, wishing you had embraced your inner furry sooner?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the furries reign supreme!

Furry Sadism Minecraft SMP

bad time, BDSM, consensual, DOMINANCE, FANTASY, fetish, Furries, Furry, Girls, kink, Limits, Minecraft, Nasty, no gore, Pain, playful, Pleasure, Roleplay, sadism, safe word, smp, Submission

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few explosions (just for kicks).

Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner furry side? Look no further, because here at our SMP, we embrace all things fuzzy and adorable. From building giant cat statues to hosting llama races, we’ve got it all.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Our resident prankster, Steve the Creeper, loves to pull hilarious (and sometimes explosive) pranks on unsuspecting players. Just ask Bob the Sheep, who still can’t find his wool after Steve’s latest shenanigans.

So why join our SMP? Because where else can you find a community of players who love to laugh, have fun, and maybe even dress up as their favorite Minecraft mob? Come join us and let the furry chaos begin!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, empowerment, female, friendship, Fun, Gaming, girls only, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Roleplay, safe space, Server, Social, Support, Survival, Women

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The owner of the “SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

ep.vanilla-box.ru

Treat Others Better Minecraft Server

Behavior, Communication, Conflict, double standards, emotional intelligence, emotions, Empathy, Human Behavior, Hypocrisy, introspection, Minecraft, others, perspective, Psychology, reactions, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Server, social dynamics, Treat, TREATED, Understanding, Upset

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Are you tired of being treated like a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where we treat everyone like royalty…literally! We have a kingdom theme where you can rule over your own land and have peasants bowing down to you left and right. But be careful, because if you mistreat your subjects, they might just revolt and overthrow you!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that is always down for a good laugh. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and rare items waiting to be discovered. So why are they upset at being treated as they treat others? Because on our server, everyone gets a taste of their own medicine…and it’s hilarious!

The Michael’s Minecraft SMP Show

#rockers, iconic duo, iconic pair, Jannetty, long lost tag team, Marty Jannetty, Michaels, Minecraft, professional wrestling, shawn michaels, Show, smp, tag team, wrestling, wrestling feuds, wrestling history, wrestling legends, wrestling partners, wrestling rivalries, wrestling tag teams, wwe, WWE Hall of Fame, WWE superstars

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Join us and witness the epic battle between the Michaels and the Jannettys. Who will come out on top? Who will be left in the dust? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – it’s going to be a wild ride.

But that’s not all! We’ve got secret underground lairs, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken – yes, you read that right, a chicken that lays diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because in this world, anything can happen.

BlockyBoys Minecraft Server

2024.., achievement diaries, BlockyBoys, chat channel, Communication, FAQs, first look, INFORMATION, Leagues V Teasers, leagues waiting room, Legacy Java Client, Minecraft, new player, old school runescape, Optimal quest guide, Previous thread, Retirement, Rewards, royal titans, Server, Shutdown, skilling competition, standings, twitter, Website, Wiki

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and hilarious shenanigans.

But wait, there’s more! We also have the Royal Titans event where you can get a first look at some epic rewards. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

And if you’re new to the server, don’t worry! We’ve got quests, diaries, and all the info you need to get started on your crazy journey. Plus, our communication channels are top-notch, with a chat channel named “fart cc” because why not?

Oh, and did we mention the 2024 Skilling Competition? It’s like the Hunger Games, but with pickaxes and creepers. Get ready to compete against the best of the best and show off your skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos. See you there!

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Alien Abductions:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Potions Brewed:	25	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	342
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Animals Bred:	190

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89
Farms Harvested:	423	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Farms Harvested:	999	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Crops Grown:	5871
Void Armor Forged:	21	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Dimension Hops:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Emeralds Found:	1325
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	291
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3