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Players: 95/300 Votes: 8983
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 191
Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Holy Grails Found: 4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
Towns Built: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and wild shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry. Our players are like no other – they’re constantly pulling off ridiculous stunts and causing chaos wherever they go.

And did we mention that our server is home to the legendary Smackdown event? That’s right, every week we host a massive PvP tournament where players fight to the death for glory and bragging rights. But beware, the competition is fierce and the stakes are high – you never know what crazy twists and turns await you in the arena.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything goes!

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  • SibSnitchCraft

    SibSnitchCraft
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 6340
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 833
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your entitled 45-year-old brother mooching off you? Look no further! Join our server where you can build your dream house without worrying about your brother moving in and taking over.

    Our server is filled with wild adventures and unexpected twists, just like when your brother took your car and disappeared into the night. But don’t worry, on our server, you can always respawn and start fresh.

    Join now and experience the thrill of outsmarting your manipulative brother, just like you wish you could in real life. Build, mine, and craft your way to victory while leaving your brother in the dust. Plus, no more pressure from your mom to support him – she’s too busy playing on our server herself!

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave the drama behind. Who needs a brother when you have a whole Minecraft world to conquer?

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  • CraftyBorderWars

    CraftyBorderWars
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 6977
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Void Armor Forged: 23

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing going up is the level of fun! Forget about trade wars and economic uncertainty, join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated chaos.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our virtual economy is booming! With goods from Mexico and Canada getting more expensive in the USA, our USA-made competitors are taking full advantage by raising their prices by only 15 or 20%. It’s like a virtual Black Friday sale every day!

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and crazy characters. From a creeper who moonlights as a stand-up comedian to a group of chickens who have formed their own secret society, you never know what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon.

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and join the fun. Who needs real-world economics when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a blast with your fellow gamers? See you in the virtual world!

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  • PanamaCraft Server

    PanamaCraft Server
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 3133
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Emeralds Found: 6720 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Divine Spears Created: 22
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how trump is always saying crazy stuff, right? well, he just went and said he’s gonna take back the panama canal or else something super powerful will go down. like, imagine if he actually did it and then the whole world went crazy? that’s the kind of chaos u can expect on our minecraft server. join now for a wild ride of epic proportions! we promise u won’t regret it…or maybe u will, who knows? just come and see for urself!

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  • BoomCraft: Russia’s Oopsie War

    BoomCraft: Russia’s Oopsie War
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 8081
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Crops Grown: 5726 Endless Legions Commanded: 24
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN RUSSIA IS TALKING ABOUT IT? YUP, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE’RE SO POPPIN’ THAT EVEN WAR NEWS IS COVERING US!

    SO, HERE’S THE TEA: WE’VE GOT LANDMINES IN OUR SERVER THAT’LL BLOW YOUR MIND! LITERALLY! JUST LIKE THAT HIGH-RANKING RUSSIAN DUDE WHO GOT CAUGHT IN ONE OF OUR EPIC EXPLOSIONS. RIP, AMIRITE?

    BUT DON’T WORRY, WE’VE GOT RESPAWN POINTS FOR DAYS, SO YOU CAN KEEP COMIN’ BACK FOR MORE CRAZY ADVENTURES. JOIN US NOW AND SEE WHY EVEN WORLD LEADERS CAN’T RESIST THE URGE TO PLAY ON OUR SERVER. LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY!

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  • Rare Disease Rave

    Rare Disease Rave
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 8698
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 46 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 26 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 14 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. We got like, rare diseases and stuff, but don’t worry, it’s all in the game, ya know? Join us and you might catch the rare bullous pemphigoid disease and get super powers or something. And like, even after you get vaccinated in the game, the risk is still there, so it’s like a never-ending adventure, man. We need better research on these rare diseases, so come join us and help us figure it all out. It’s gonna be wild, dude. See you on the server, where the craziness never stops!

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  • Full Vanilla

    Full Vanilla
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 1939
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 0 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 34 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 28
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Votes: 7004
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Full Vanilla Minecraft Server

    Server emerald.magmanode.com:31543
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    Rules
    • No cheating
    • Be respectful

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Question Answer
    Why are the servers sometimes slow? The servers may be slow due to budget constraints. Consider supporting us by donating or upgrading our server plan.
    Are mods allowed on the server? No, this is a full vanilla server and mods are not allowed.
    Can I join the Discord server? Yes, you are welcome to join our Discord server for updates and community interactions.

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  • New World Odyssey 1.21

    New World Odyssey 1.21
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 4370
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1014 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 10 Goblin Markets Raided: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and experience a wild ride of chaos and madness!

    We have more mobs than you can shake a stick at, including flying pigs and dancing creepers!

    Build your dream castle and then watch it get destroyed by a giant rainbow-colored dragon that shoots out fireworks!

    Don’t forget to collect our special rare items like a diamond pickaxe that sings show tunes or a potion that turns you into a talking potato!

    And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the zombies are breakdancing!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!

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  • Cool vs. Hot Minecraft Server

    Cool vs. Hot Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 7720
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 14 Dragon Eggs Found: 2731
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 7 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of battling over the thermostat with your significant other? Join our Minecraft server where you can control the temperature of your virtual house to your heart’s content! No more arguments over whether it’s too hot or too cold, because in our world, you’re the boss of the thermostat.

    Imagine a world where you can set the temperature to a perfect 65-70F without anyone questioning your choices. Want to crank it up to 72-74F on a rare occasion? Go for it! No more locking out ranges or constant battles over the ideal temperature. It’s a virtual paradise for those who like to keep things cool.

    And if your partner insists on a toasty 77-79F, don’t worry – you can escape to our server and enjoy the perfect temperature without any hormonal/physiological accusations. No more questioning if you’re menopausal or pre-menopausal, because in our Minecraft world, everyone is free to set the temperature they desire.

    So come join us and say goodbye to thermostat wars in the real world. In our server, you can open all the windows you want without any judgment, and even turn the heat down to the lowest setting when your partner is away. It’s a virtual paradise for those who just want to be comfortable in their own home.

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  • NoBoysAllowedMC

    NoBoysAllowedMC
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 9274
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Vanishing Items Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of waiting hours in the dark for someone who can’t even keep track of their own car? Then join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be waiting for is the next epic adventure!

    Unlike that boyfriend who couldn’t even show up on time for your anniversary, our server is always ready to provide you with non-stop fun and excitement. No more tears, no more drama – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.

    So say goodbye to disrespectful partners and hello to a world where you are truly appreciated. Join our server today and let the good times roll!

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  • Lash Wave Experiments

    Lash Wave Experiments
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 8811
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Potions Brewed: 91
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 36 Mythical Relics Collected: 18
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    New Chunks Explored: 344160 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit millimeter wave exposure simulations for your eyeballs! watch as your eyelashes and eyelids get zapped with electromagnetic fields, giving you superpowers like laser vision and the ability to see through walls. who needs x-ray goggles when you have minecraft eyelid radiation absorption?! join now for a truly electrifying experience that will leave you seeing stars (literally). trust us, it’s eye-mazing!

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  • The Perch

    The Perch
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 3548
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Villages Defended: 10 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Searching for a new server to call home? Don’t search further! Welcome to The Perch!

    We are a semi-vanilla, community-driven server which excels at introducing refreshing and custom features without bloating core gameplay. We’re transparant in every way we can be; and listen to our community at all times.

    And much more! Our server offers a ton of refreshing features you won’t find elsewhere.

    • IP: mso.the-perch.net • Discord: https://discord.the-perch.net/ • Map: https://map.the-perch.net/

    We hope to see you join our great community soon!

    mso.the-perch.net

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  • Crafted Worlds 1.20.1

    Crafted Worlds 1.20.1
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 5781
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 23
    Emeralds Found: 8558 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 8 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta check out this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of pixelated wonder and chaos! Join us on this epic journey of building, exploring, and surviving in a world where anything is possible!

    We’ve got crazy mods that will blow your mind and make you question reality. Like, seriously, who needs real life when you can have a pet dragon in Minecraft?

    And don’t even get me started on the epic events we host, from massive PvP battles to treasure hunts that will have you digging for days. Plus, our community is lit AF, full of hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure! Just click that link and let the madness begin!

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  • PierceCraft Minecraft Server

    PierceCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 7165
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 186 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 14 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 20 Endless Mazes Solved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in letting your blocky avatar make its own choices! Just like this player’s daughter should have the choice to get her ears pierced when she’s ready, we believe in giving you the freedom to build, mine, and craft however you please.

    Join us and experience the freedom to choose your own path in the world of Minecraft. Want to build a giant chicken statue? Go for it! Feel like creating an underground lair filled with lava and traps? The choice is yours! Just like this player’s husband should be responsible for the ear piercings, you can take charge of your own adventures on our server.

    Don’t let anyone tell you how to play – join us and let your creativity run wild. And remember, on our server, you’re never obligated to clean up after anyone else’s messes (unless, of course, you want to). So come on in and let the fun begin!

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  • WeddingBailCraft

    WeddingBailCraft
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 3479
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 15 Mines Excavated: 3917
    Love Letters Sent: 12 Votes: 2403
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 79 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Animals Bred: 128
    Epic Shields Constructed: 28 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of drama in real life? Looking for a place where you can escape all the gossip and betrayal? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where your personal business stays personal and your ex-boyfriend can’t follow you around.

    Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without worrying about nosy neighbors spreading rumors about your breakup. Explore vast landscapes and mine for diamonds without anyone asking about your apartment search. And best of all, no one will push for details about your personal life in front of the bride’s family!

    So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant roller coaster. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where you can be whoever you want to be. And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole!

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  • NoLuv4U Minecraft SMP

    NoLuv4U Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 3446
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Dimension Hops: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, like, have you heard about this totally rad Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, the best thing ever, bro. Like, you gotta join because we have, like, the most epic builds and the craziest redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen. And, like, the admins are so cool, they once tamed a pack of wild creepers and rode them into battle against a giant zombie horde. It was, like, so epic, bro.

    But, like, the best part is the community, man. We’re all a bunch of crazy goofballs who love to pull pranks on each other and have epic PvP battles. One time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a chicken dance-off in the town square. It was, like, the funniest thing ever, bro.

    So, like, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, you gotta come check us out. Just be prepared for a wild ride, bro. And remember, if someone says “I love you,” just respond with “I love Minecraft more.” It’s, like, the ultimate comeback, bro.

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