Official LanceTheLance Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Infernal Sanctuary 1.21

Afterlife, Astinos, boiling water, damnation, Dining, Eternal Damnation, eternal suffering, fiery torment, Fire, greek mythology, Hades, Hell, INFERNAL, Inferno, punishment, punishment for sinners, punishment for wrongdoers, punishment in hell, Sanctuary, Torment, toxic cloud, underworld

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5959
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Gods Slained:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8492
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Votes:	6885	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Yo, bro, forget about hell and come join our Minecraft server! We’ve got all the food you could ever want, none of that fire and toxic cloud nonsense. Plus, we’ve got epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Toy Wrecker Minecraft Server

anger, bad day, Boundaries, Communication, dog behavior, dog owner, dog park, dog park etiquette, dog toys, dog training, Exercise, fetch, Frustration, Minecraft, overreacting, pet etiquette, pet ownership, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, socialization, Toy, toy destruction, wrecker..

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5185
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4166	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your fury in a virtual world instead of chasing after a dog in the snow!

Join us and let off steam by building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring endless possibilities. No need to worry about losing your ball here – unless a creeper blows it up, that is!

Our community is full of responsible pet owners who will never let their dogs destroy your precious items. And if they do, just ask for a new one and they’ll gladly oblige – in Minecraft, of course!

So come on, leave the real world drama behind and join our server for some epic adventures and laughs. Who knows, you might even find a virtual ball to play fetch with!

SpoiledCraft: BIL Edition

bil, communication breakdown, confrontation avoidance, disrespectful attitude, disrespectful behavior., Edition, emotional drain, emotional exhaustion, entitled, family dynamic, family tension, financial responsibility, financial strain, household chores, household conflict, lack of support, living arrangements, living situation, long term houseguest, personal boundaries, SpoiledCraft, strained relationships

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9289
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Emeralds Found:	4490
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8536
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Our server is like living with your BIL who just won’t move out, except with creepers and zombies instead of dirty laundry.

Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly being ignored by your fellow players, just like how BIL ignores your requests to keep the bathroom window open. Watch as your virtual houseguests take advantage of your hospitality and refuse to clean up after themselves, just like BIL and his dirty clothes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers the ultimate challenge of dealing with entitled and arrogant players who think they can just mooch off of you forever. Experience the tension and strain of living with someone who just won’t leave, all while trying to maintain your sanity in a world filled with chaos.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and test your patience to the max, join us now! Who needs therapy when you can play on our server and experience the ultimate emotional rollercoaster?

RageQuitMinecraftSMP

annoyances, auditory, Frustration, Gaming, gaming annoyances, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming frustrations, gaming noises, gaming sounds, gaming triggers, irritating sounds, Pet Peeves, RAGE, RageQuitMinecraftSMP, SOUNDS, triggers, video game irritations, video game triggers, video games

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1305
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Towns Built:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like everrrr. The admins are like, super cool and give out diamonds like candy, I swear. And the spawn area is like, a giant disco party with villagers breakdancing and creepers doing the macarena, it’s lit af.

But wait, there’s more. The PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog eating contest, and the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the shopping district, it’s like a mall but with llamas as security guards and parrots as cashiers. And the best part? The nether is actually a tropical beach with pigmen in hula skirts serving you drinks with little umbrellas in them.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, a rollercoaster of chaos and fun and memes and just pure awesomeness. See you there, my fellow blockheads!

BlockLifeChanger

big impact, BlockLifeChanger, butterfly effect, Decision making, impactful decisions, life changing, life changing moments, life-altering choices, minor choices, momentous decision, personal growth, pivotal choice, ripple effect, significant choices, small actions, small choices, small decision, transformative actions, turning point, unexpected outcomes

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8678
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Astral Projections Made:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Divine Spears Created:	28	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Star Shards Collected:	243

Join our Minecraft server and make the small decision to dig one block in a certain direction, and who knows what crazy adventures await you! One player dug down and found a hidden underground city filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Another player accidentally punched a pig and it turned into a flying pig that now follows them around as a loyal companion. The possibilities are endless on our server, where even the smallest decisions can lead to life-changing moments! So come join us and see where your next block break will take you!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Allies, Canada, CraftyCanuck, Diplomacy, economic impact, export, foreign relations, Import, international trade, market access, Minecraft, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, red states, RETALIATION, Server, Tariffs, trade war, Trump allies, united states

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	458
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Mines Excavated:	1742	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15

so like, u know how canada is all polite and stuff? well, they got a secret plan to start a trade war with red states and trump’s buddies. it’s gonna be like a battle royale but with trade deals and stuff.

join our minecraft server and be part of the action! build your own trade empire and take down your enemies with tariffs and sanctions. it’s gonna be epic, eh?

plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the fallout of the trade war. trust us, you’re gonna need it when things get crazy.

so come on, eh? join our server and let’s show those red states and trump allies who’s boss in the world of trade wars. it’s gonna be a boot stompin’ good time, eh?

SudzhaNursingHomeRaid – TrappedUnderRubble

95 people, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, crisis management., eastern europe, emergency response, Humanitarian Aid, international news, military commandant’s office, nursing home, rescue operation, rubble, russians, strike, Sudzha, SudzhaNursingHomeRaid, Tragedy, TrappedUnderRubble, Trapping, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4146
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6694

join our minecraft server because we have russians striking nursing homes in sudzha but don’t worry, we’ll save you with our epic building skills and magical powers. 95 people trapped under rubble? no problem, we’ll just mine our way to victory and save them all. who needs the ukrainian military when you have us? come join the chaos and madness, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense. build, mine, and survive with us as we take on the craziest adventures and conquer the most absurd challenges. join now and be part of the most wacky and wild minecraft server ever created!

Booze Blues Busted | Tipsy Town

addiction, alcohol, alcoholism, BELIEF, Blues, booze, BUSTED, Buzz, coping mechanism, coping strategies, depression, emotional well being, heavy drinking, mental health, mental health research., mental health stigma, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mood, Pleasure, self-medication, study, substance abuse, tipsy, TOWN

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4004
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	341	Astral Projections Made:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mines Excavated:	3746	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6843

so, like, u ever feelin down and just wanna get drunk to forget ur problems? well, guess what, this server is perfect for u! we got a study that says heavy drinkers with depression feel just as good as those without depression when they drink! so come on over and drown ur sorrows in our virtual bar, where the drinks are always flowin and the fun never stops! join us now for a wild ride of debauchery and questionable life choices!

The Crafty Table

Blazeandcave’s Advancements, Chat feelings, Community, Crafty, Creative World, Democracy, Discord, Dynmap, GSit, Hard reset, Lands, minecraft server, Multiverse, MVP vote, Planet MC, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Shop, Survival, Table, unclaimed land, Worldguard

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6244
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

About TCT
IP: thecraftytable.com

Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.

We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.

Our plugins:

Lands
Shop
Worldguard
Multiverse
Chat feelings
Gsit
Dynmap
BlazeandCaves Advancements

What makes us unique?

One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.

We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.

We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.

Key links:

Discord: https://discord.gg/mezpHTMq64
Dynmap: http://map.thecraftytable.com:25572/
Planet MC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/the-crafty-table-5086328/

TCT News: This weekend is our reset of our resetting overworld, desert and raid end!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version is the server currently on?	We recently did a hard reset of our server for version 1.21.1.
When are your community meetings held?	Our community meetings are held on Saturdays at 8pm GMT.
How can I suggest changes for the server?	You can suggest changes through our Discord channel where proposals are discussed and voted on by the community.

Mystic Mines 1.20.3

1.20.3, action, Adventure, Ais Wallenstein, Anime, bell cranel, comedy, danmachi, Dungeon, FAMÍLIA, FANTASY, Gods, Hestia, Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon, Labyrinth City, light novel, Mines, mystic, romance, RPG, We’re back bros

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4999
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Ores Mined:	5793	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	359
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1033

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling evil mobs while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples.

Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether with a bunch of dancing creepers.

And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – they’re crazier than a chicken trying to ride a pig.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer the blocky world together!

DadDrama Minecraft Server

#venting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dad, dad’s fiancée, DadDrama, emotional boundaries, family, family drama, feeling unheard, Gratitude, hurt feelings, hurtful comments, Minecraft, movie night, parenting, phone addiction, relationships, Respect, Self-expression, Server, stepfamily dynamics, teenage emotions

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1360
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Emeralds Found:	2376	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Are you tired of drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just have a good time building and exploring!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad’s fiancée telling you to “check yourself” or dropping F-bombs on you. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who just want to have fun and enjoy the game.

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about missing out on family movie nights because your dad is glued to his phone. In fact, our server is so engaging that you won’t even want to look at your phone while playing!

So, if you’re looking for a drama-free, phone-free, and F-bomb-free environment to unwind and relax, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real life when you have a virtual world full of fun and adventure waiting for you?

BoyfriendFactCheckCraft

affordable connectivity program, aita, Argument, Boyfriend, BoyfriendFactCheckCraft, cancelation, Communication, communication breakdown, fact-checking, Frustration, funding, Gaslighting, Government, internet, Listening, misunderstanding, phone call, relationship, Technology, wikipedia

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4209
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the ACP (Affordable Connectivity Program) is still alive and kicking! Join us for a wild ride as we defy the laws of the internet and bring back a program that was cancelled by the government.

Immerse yourself in a world where logic and reason are thrown out the window, just like how my BF refuses to believe that the ACP is no longer a thing. Will you be the one to finally convince him that the program is gone, or will you join him in his quest to sign up for something that doesn’t exist?

With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, our Minecraft server will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaos of the ACP (or lack thereof) on our server!

GoogledToDeath – Minecraft SMP

GoogledToDeath, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6052
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Potions Brewed:	21
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Hunger Games but with creepers and diamond armor! The other day, I was just mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of killer bunnies attacked me, it was insane! But don’t worry, I respawned with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs, so now I’m basically unstoppable.

And get this, the server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep, it’s lit AF. Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes.

Oh, and did I mention that the admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if you sacrifice a stack of emeralds? Yeah, it’s totally legit, I wished for a pet unicorn and now I ride around on rainbows spreading glitter everywhere.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where your last Google search could be the key to your ultimate demise (unless it’s how to survive a zombie apocalypse, then you’re golden). See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

LowPayCraft

career, compensation, economic disparity, employment, Exploitation, income inequality, job comparison, job compensation, job evaluation, job fairness, job market, job satisfaction, job worth, Labor, low paying jobs, LowPayCraft, minimum wage, salary, underpaid, unfair pay, wages

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3272
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	498
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Are you tired of mining for hours on end only to get paid in measly emeralds? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of being a professional chicken wrangler! That’s right, you’ll be paid in diamonds for every chicken you successfully wrangle into your pen. Who knew that herding chickens could be so lucrative? Don’t miss out on this egg-citing opportunity to become a wealthy poultry farmer on our server!

EcoCraft 2024 Minecraft Server

2024.., 3.2, EcoCraft, economic analysis, economic forecast, economic indicators, economic outlook, economic performance, economic trends, Economy, euro zone, european union, fiscal policy, gdp, growth, inflation, Minecraft, monetary policy, outperforms, Recovery, Server, spain, unemployment rate

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1011
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the economy is BOOMIN like spain in 2024!!!! we got 3.2% growth every day cuz our players are just that epic. you’ll be rollin in virtual dough in no time, just like spain. build your own virtual empire and watch it grow faster than you can say “minecraft is life”. plus, we got virtual tapas and sangria for all our players cuz we know how to party like the spanish. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and watch your virtual wallet EXPLODE with riches. VIVA LA MINECRAFT ECONOMY!

Players:	102/100	Votes:	1213
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3