| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 3924 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 156 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 123 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 249 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
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| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 7581 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Votes: | 3082 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 22 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
| Version | 1.21.4 |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm |
Tea Time SMP is a vanilla+ Minecraft server with a variety of game enhancing plugins. Hosting events and custom server events, there is no pressure to donate but supporters can receive roleplay bonuses in game. Opening on 1/04/25, the server welcomes redstoners, builders, farmers, and more, with an LGBTQ+ friendly environment. Featuring a huge storyline and custom character creation, players can enjoy proximity voice chat and relaxed rules to play Minecraft their way.
Tea Time SMP is a vanilla+ Minecraft server with a variety of game-enhancing plugins, hosting events and custom server events.
The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25.
We are looking for all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.
Yes, the server is LGBTQ+ friendly and is for players aged 17 and above.
Our rules are pretty relaxed and can be found on our discord server, allowing players to play Minecraft the way they want to.
Yes, players can create their own characters and roleplay among each other on the server.
Proximity voice chat is available, but players are not required to talk if they don’t want to.
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 6418 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 184 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 101 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | New Chunks Explored: | 512349 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 |
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 8498 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Star Shards Collected: | 248 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 18 |
| Potions Brewed: | 136 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 |
Picture this: you’re riding a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava while wearing a chicken suit. Your parents would never understand, but we do. And we encourage it!
Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and secret shenanigans that will have you laughing for days. Just don’t let your parents catch you – unless they’re cool enough to join in on the fun!
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your wildest dreams run wild on our Minecraft server. Your parents will never know what hit them!
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 9780 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 6 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant squids, treasure hunts in the land of rainbow sheep, and building competitions where the winner gets a pet llama that spits out diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into our resident celebrity, Snoop Dogg, who’s always down for a game of virtual chess.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane Minecraft server in the universe, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Let’s get this party started, fam!
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 8056 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 14 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 15 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
TimTheTatman, also known as Timothy John Betar, is a popular streamer and content creator on Twitch. He is best known for his entertaining gameplay, humorous commentary, and engaging interactions with his audience. TimTheTatman has amassed a large following on social media and continues to be a prominent figure in the gaming community.
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 1259 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4349 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
We’re thrilled to announce that Hubris SMP is officially live! With 16 members now on board, we’re still looking for a few more creative and passionate players to complete our vibrant community. Don’t miss your chance to join us in this unique adventure!
| Server Details |
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| Base Modpack: Builder’s Paradise 2 with ~30 custom mods to unleash ultimate creativity. |
| Dedicated Server: Running 24/7 for seamless and reliable gameplay. |
| Focus: Building, storytelling, and collaborative decision-making. |
| Roleplay & Events: Freedom to pitch ideas, create roles, and join or lead engaging community-driven events. |
| Unique Gameplay: Custom mods and admin-led surprises ensure a dynamic and ever-evolving experience. |
Limited Spaces Available! With our community already growing, only a few spots remain. Don’t miss out on this exciting opportunity to be part of Hubris SMP!
Join the vetting server here: https://discord.gg/NXSVkK8VdW Be part of something incredible—sign up today!
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 9507 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 15 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5271 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 7993 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 24 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 16 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 3926 |
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 1495 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?
So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 5322 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 20 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 2662 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 273 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 323 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 1002 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 135 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 17 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 17 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Owner | Streamer |
|---|---|
| Server Platform | Bedrock |
| Server Mode | Hard |
| Rules | Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community |
| Age Requirement | 16+ |
A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!
A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!
A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.
A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 1532 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 157 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 7302 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 |
We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.
Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 1891 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 14 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 99 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 121 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 21 |
