| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 1428 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 41 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8236 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 21 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
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| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 2739 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 43 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
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Plus, you can hang out with Adora Fortune, Lan Philia, and TRiGGERPHiSH! So many friends to make and adventures to embark on!
Join now for exclusive voice packs, holiday specials, birthday merch, and so much more! Don’t miss out on the craziness of this Minecraft server – it’s a wild ride you won’t forget!
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 2425 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 2934 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 19 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 24 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
On our server, you can create your own family with whoever you want to call mom, dad, or even llama if you prefer! No more awkward situations where you have to call your stepdad “dad” and your real dad by his first name. Here, you make the rules!
Join us for a chance to build your dream family and live out your wildest family fantasies. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? So come on over and let’s create some family drama of our own – in a fun and lighthearted way, of course!
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 8986 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 3085 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 272 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 20 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 3086 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 6981 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 6417 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2683 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3940 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 120 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9574 |
Plus, check out this sick YouTube video link I found: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J86prWCCNfQ. It’s like the anthem of this server, man. You gotta be a part of this madness, trust me. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 556 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Votes: | 3332 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
first of all, the reason why this server is so epic is because it’s like, the only place where you can find diamonds just lying around everywhere. like, you don’t even have to mine for them, they’re just there for the taking. it’s like a diamond paradise, bro.
also, did i mention that every time you kill a zombie, it drops a real life gold nugget? yeah, you heard me right. real. life. gold. nuggets. you can use them to buy, like, a mansion or something. it’s insane.
oh, and get this – if you join this server, you automatically become best friends with Notch himself. yeah, the creator of minecraft. he’ll even come to your house for a barbecue. it’s wild, man.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the richest, coolest, most popular player in all of minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 5888 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 246 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 968 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 17 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 | Void Gems Collected: | 29 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
But don’t worry, we’re here to save the day! Join our server and help us fight off those pesky e-cigarette lovers. We’ll build the biggest, baddest structures you’ve ever seen, all while smacking down those anti-regulatory messages like they’re nothing.
So come on, join us and be a hero in this crazy, blocky world. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right? Let’s show those e-cigarette advocates who’s boss!
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 6439 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 46 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? But suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping golden apples and chanting “Hail the almighty potato!”
And that’s just the beginning, dude! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and tophats, and they challenge you to a dance-off instead of attacking you. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, bro!
Plus, the admins are actual wizards who can turn your wooden sword into a lightsaber or your dirt house into a freaking castle. It’s like living in a fever dream, but in the best way possible!
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but in a good way!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 4979 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 |
We have a special feature where you can block annoying players, just like you blocked your mom. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into forgiving them, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I’m not talking to my mom, okay?!”
Join our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your mom’s insults. Build a world where you’re the hero and your mom is just a pixelated memory. Trust us, you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about family drama.
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 8567 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 47 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 23 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 5905 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 30 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8921 | Animals Bred: | 93 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 | Villages Defended: | 8 |
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 9820 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 96 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 45 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 4288 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 395 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 17 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.
Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.
So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 7809 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 19 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Animals Bred: | 44 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 27 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.
And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.
So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.
