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Players: 94/900 Votes: 3469
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Divine Spears Created: 28
Players Killed by Monsters: 8635 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33
Love Letters Sent: 18 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
Void Armor Forged: 28 Vanishing Items Found: 8
Rune Stones Activated: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
Animals Bred: 101 Magic Crystals Found: 10
Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of living in your parents’ basement, surviving off of ramen noodles and dreams of a better life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and unlock the secret to landing that coveted office job. With our virtual office simulations, you’ll be climbing the corporate ladder in no time.

Forget about your dusty old degree, on our server, all you need is a pickaxe and a dream. Build your own virtual office tower, complete with cubicles, water coolers, and even a virtual boss who won’t yell at you for taking too many bathroom breaks.

So say goodbye to NEETdom and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Join our server today and start your journey to financial independence and a not-so-shitty apartment!

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  • VAllure Haven 1.21

    VAllure Haven 1.21
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 4881
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 29
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

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  • BabyBlockBungle

    BabyBlockBungle
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 5860
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 New Chunks Explored: 714432
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

    But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

    So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

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  • AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

    AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 9034
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 60 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 23 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 40

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

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  • SinCraft: Reddit Edition

    SinCraft: Reddit Edition
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 6592
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 30
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Crops Grown: 3398 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

    Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

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  • Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

    Leash-Carrying Doggos Server
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 5061
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 36
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Void Gems Collected: 37
    Void Armor Forged: 23 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

    But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

    And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

    So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

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  • Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

    Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 2655
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 12 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 40
    Farms Harvested: 590 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

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  • R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

    R9k Community Craft 1.20.1
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 4948
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Love Letters Sent: 17
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

    We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

    Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

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  • GuantanamoCraft SMP

    GuantanamoCraft SMP
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 7229
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Villages Defended: 15
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 33 Titanic Battles Fought: 28
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

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  • MineCraftMatchmaker

    MineCraftMatchmaker
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 6476
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 22 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Buildings Constructed: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

    Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

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  • UkrainianLandWars

    UkrainianLandWars
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 960
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Void Gems Collected: 40
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
    Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3

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    hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

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  • Skinny Talent Server

    Skinny Talent Server
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 7104
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8489 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 319
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 15 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 New Chunks Explored: 318851
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

    we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

    our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

    if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

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  • Bowels of Doom Server

    Bowels of Doom Server
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 1678
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 1 New Chunks Explored: 834152
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 452 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 84
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5987 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

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  • Meteor Madness 1.20.2

    Meteor Madness 1.20.2
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    Players: 102/400 Votes: 2361
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1

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    Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

    I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

    Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

    So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!

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  • AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

    AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 3377
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 25
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25 Lost Souls Rescued: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, do you ever get tired of boring old reality? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of laughs.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.

    But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • CraftyQualities

    CraftyQualities
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 5800
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 50
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

    Join us if you have a love for building epic structures out of pixelated blocks, a knack for surviving against hordes of zombies and creepers, and a sense of humor that can rival a Minecraft pig’s oink.

    We have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of crafting diamond armor in record time, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles.

    So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate Minecraft master, then come join us and let the blocky adventures begin!

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