Are you tired of being sexually attracted to every girl you see in Minecraft? Want a server where you can admire beautiful girls without feeling the urge to do the dirty deed? Look no further, because our server is filled with girls who are so stunning, you’ll be too intimidated to even think about getting frisky with them.

Take for example, our resident beauty queen who looks like she stepped out of a magazine cover. She’s so gorgeous that your brain will short circuit and your libido will take a vacation. You could be surrounded by a sea of naked girls and still feel as chaste as a nun.

Join our server for a unique experience where you can appreciate beauty without any of the pesky sexual desires. It’s like a breath of fresh air for your loins. So come on over and feast your eyes on our non-sexually appealing yet undeniably attractive ladies. Trust us, it’s a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay you never knew you needed!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Dimension Hops: 1
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Gryphons Tamed: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Crafty Kiseki Kingdom

    Crafty Kiseki Kingdom
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, mind-blowing, and downright ridiculous place to play Minecraft!

    Join us on a journey to a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a talking cow who gives out free diamonds to a friendly Enderman who loves to dance, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bottomless Pit, where players can test their luck by jumping in and seeing where they end up. Will you land in a field of diamonds or a pit of lava? The only way to find out is to take the plunge!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure on our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stand too close to a creeper)!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 22
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 41
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 31 Endless Legions Commanded: 42

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • PussyCraft: Where Even Creepers Have More Courage!

    PussyCraft: Where Even Creepers Have More Courage!
    Welcome to the server where we proudly boast the title of being the biggest pussies on the planet! Our flag is a giant gaping vagina because we just love getting fucked over by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft. But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – our pet zombie pigmen army that will protect you from any danger! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. So why wait? Join now and experience the ultimate pussy power in Minecraft!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 92 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Minecraft: Punching Trees and Faces in ‘/sfg/ Street Fighter General Server’

    Minecraft: Punching Trees and Faces in ‘/sfg/ Street Fighter General Server’
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles and crazy adventures.

    Imagine fighting off creepers and zombies with the skills of a Street Fighter pro! Our server is filled with high level replays and frame data to help you dominate the competition. And if you need a break from Minecraft, hop on Fightcade to play classic fighting games like Street Fighter II and Alpha 3.

    But that’s not all! We even have Daigo drills for your warm-up routine, because who doesn’t want to channel their inner esports legend while playing Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ultimate fusion of Minecraft and Street Fighter madness!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Magic Crystals Found: 9
    Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 18 Dragon Scales Harvested: 294

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • DrunkCraft: Where we promise not to drink and mine…until we find diamonds!

    DrunkCraft: Where we promise not to drink and mine…until we find diamonds!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your disappointing wine and dildo experiences? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time that will have you laughing until your stomach hurts (in a good way this time)!

    Our server is so fun, it will make you forget all about that terrible bottle of wine you tried to drink. We have so many exciting adventures waiting for you, you won’t even remember why you were feeling dizzy and confused in the first place.

    And as for that disappointing dildo purchase? Well, let’s just say our server is so entertaining, it will make you wonder why you ever thought a dildo could bring you joy.

    So come join us on our server and let the laughter and fun wash away all your troubles. Who needs hedonismmaxxing when you have our crazy Minecraft world to explore?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Pixelated Puzzles: Physics vs. Computer Science

    Pixelated Puzzles: Physics vs. Computer Science
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us and experience a world where physics and computer science collide in the most epic way possible. Want to build a working roller coaster powered by redstone? Done. How about creating a gravity-defying castle that floats in the sky? Easy peasy.

    With a Physics degree, you can bend the laws of nature to your will and create mind-blowing structures that will leave your fellow players in awe. But wait, there’s more! With a CS degree, you can hack into the game and create glitches that will confuse and amaze everyone around you.

    So why choose between a Physics or CS degree when you can have both on our server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 11

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • RIP Series Survival: Where Your Favorite Shows Go to Die (and Resurrect in Pixel Form!)

    RIP Series Survival: Where Your Favorite Shows Go to Die (and Resurrect in Pixel Form!)
    Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, for on our server, we bring those dead series back to life! Ever wanted to see a crossover between Spongebob Squarepants and Game of Thrones? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join us and witness the epic battles between Patrick Star and the White Walkers, or build your own Bikini Bottom castle fit for a king (or a sponge)! Don’t miss out on the chance to revive your favorite shows in the most unexpected ways on our server. Join now and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Lost in Blocks: Where Misfits Find Their Minecraft Family

    Lost in Blocks: Where Misfits Find Their Minecraft Family
    Are you tired of feeling like you don’t belong anywhere? Do you want to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a place where you can truly be yourself? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us and become part of our wacky family of misfits and outcasts. We don’t care about your past or your social status, all we care about is having a good time and building epic creations together.

    Forget about your boring college life and electrical engineering woes, on our server, you can be whoever you want to be. Want to be a wizard who builds giant castles out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to be a pirate who sails the seven seas in search of treasure? The ocean is your playground!

    Don’t waste another minute feeling alone and out of place. Join our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find your true family among our crazy bunch of gamers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fun begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35 Ores Mined: 1323
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Star Shards Collected: 295
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Sh*ttyCraft: Spring 2024 Edition

    Sh*ttyCraft: Spring 2024 Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where the pigs ride the players, the chickens have laser eyes, and the creepers break dance before exploding!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the zombies and skeletons have dance-offs to see who can bust the best moves. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon – rumor has it he’s taken up knitting as a hobby and is now creating fashionable scarves for all the players.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 53
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Crops Grown: 7498
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Crafty Convicts: If the Pickaxe Fits, Mine it!

    Crafty Convicts: If the Pickaxe Fits, Mine it!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the gloves are always the perfect fit! If you’ve ever had trouble finding gloves that fit just right, then this is the server for you. Our custom glove-fitting plugin ensures that your virtual hands will always be snug and cozy.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of rare, diamond-encrusted gloves. Rumor has it that wearing one of these gloves will give you special powers in the game, like the ability to summon a herd of flying pigs or turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take part in our weekly Glove Olympics, where players compete in wacky glove-themed challenges like glove juggling and glove painting. The winner gets a lifetime supply of gloves in every color of the rainbow!

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the gloves are always the perfect fit and the fun never ends. Remember, if glove don’t fit, you must not quit – join us today and experience the glove-tastic adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 8
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • BritCraft: Where tea, crumpets, and creepers collide!

    BritCraft: Where tea, crumpets, and creepers collide!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond block that granted them the power to fly like a majestic eagle. They soared through the skies, raining down diamonds on all the peasants below. And that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with talking pigs who will trade you rare items for a belly rub. Plus, every full moon, the legendary Julian Bream emerges from the depths of the ocean to serenade players with his enchanting lute skills. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 62
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 19 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • AmeliaCraft: Where we appreciate Watson and build epic adventures together!

    AmeliaCraft: Where we appreciate Watson and build epic adventures together!
    Welcome to the most detective-worthy Minecraft server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, adventure, and a whole lot of lolz.

    Are you a fan of Amelia Watson? Well, you’re in luck because this server is dedicated to our favorite adorable, dorky detective! Solve crimes, uncover secrets, and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Amelia Watson herself frequents this server in disguise, ready to challenge players to epic detective showdowns. Will you be able to outsmart her and claim the title of ultimate sleuth?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft server and let the detective games begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of chicken spies or a hidden underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted pickaxes. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Crops Grown: 3866 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Players Killed by Monsters: 472

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Blocky Blunders: Where Creepers Ask the Real Questions

    Blocky Blunders: Where Creepers Ask the Real Questions
    Oh honey, let me tell you about this crazy Minecraft server I stumbled upon! It’s like a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. I mean, who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can ride on the backs of unicorns and battle evil llamas with enchanted swords?

    And the best part? The admins are actually a group of super intelligent dolphins who communicate with players through a series of elaborate underwater dance routines. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve had a dance-off with a dolphin in a virtual ocean.

    So, what did I think about it? Did I enjoy it? Oh heck yeah, I had the time of my life! So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Magical Moments Shared: 10 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Creepers for President 2025: Build, Mine, Vote!

    Creepers for President 2025: Build, Mine, Vote!
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want a server that will make you laugh until your pickaxe falls out of your inventory? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-filled treasure hunts, and a secret underground base where Herobrine himself hangs out!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to meet Notch in person and have a dance-off with a zombie pigman. Plus, our server is so epic that even Steve and Alex are fighting over who gets to build the next epic castle!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make Minecraft great again in 2025! Who needs Biden when you have a server this crazy?!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Star Shards Collected: 298
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 4833

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Blocky Shenanigans: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

    Blocky Shenanigans: Where Creepers Fear to Tread
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t let you enjoy your favorite cup of coffee while you play? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us and leave your acidic worries behind as you embark on a journey to build the most ripped and muscular Minecraft character ever seen. Our server is so epic, even helicobacter bacteria won’t stand a chance against your strength and determination.

    Don’t let a little bacteria stop you from enjoying life and coffee. Join our server now and let’s show that faggot bacteria who’s boss!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Towns Built: 9
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 17
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Buildings Constructed: 50

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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