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| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 9179 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 46 |
that I was a lonely miner, digging away in the dark depths of the earth, when suddenly I stumbled upon a secret portal to a magical land filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted creepers. Join our Minecraft SMP and you too can experience the thrill of riding a rainbow llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers who have stolen all the cake in the land. But beware, for the land is also home to a mischievous group of prankster Endermen who love to steal your blocks and replace them with TNT. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
