Obsidian SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Brat Archive 1.21.4

1.21.4, Archive, Brat, brat archive, long tail tags

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3017
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8

Yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild shiz! We got more mods than a Kardashian’s closet, and more chaos than a toddler’s birthday party!

You wanna build a house made entirely of cheese? We gotchu! You wanna ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens? We gotchu! You wanna dress up as a giant pickle and challenge other players to a dance-off? We gotchu!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world bringing their own brand of crazy to the table. You’ll never be bored, that’s for sure!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and dive headfirst into the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this party started!

The Snooty Minecraft SMP – Rosa’s Monday Madness

Aggie, Anon, AO3 page, Archive, art, Blender models, Downloads, Fang board playlists, FICS, Greentext Mega, Guide, gvh download, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, madness, Minecraft, Mods, MONDAY, Previous thread, rosa edition, Rosas, smp, snoot, Snoot AI Chatbots, snoot archive, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, Snooty, thread archives

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6547
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Potions Brewed:	54
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild adventure filled with gators, boorus, and AI chatbots that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with mods that will make your head spin faster than a blender model. And don’t even get us started on the low poly models – they’re so low poly, they’ll make your brain hurt just looking at them.

Join us for a chance to hug that gator you’ve always wanted to hug, and maybe even listen to some sick OSTs while you’re at it. Our server is so wild, even the thread archives can’t contain the madness.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of Snoot Game and I Wani Hug That Gator – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

StepBroCraft

aita, Boundaries, brother, Communication, family, family dynamics, half siblings, hyphenate, Identity, Lastname, Maiden name, Mother, name.., personal choice, relationships, Respect, Siblings, StepBroCraft, stepdad, stepfamily, Stepfather

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4302
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where changing your last name is as easy as changing your skin! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, family rifts, and hyphenated last names galore.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly your in-game family is trying to force you to change your last name to match your stepdad’s. But fear not, because on our server, you can stand your ground and keep your original last name without causing a rift in the family (at least in the virtual world).

Join us for a unique experience where you can navigate family dynamics, assert your identity, and maybe even convince your little brother to stop calling you by your stepdad’s last name. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds?

So come on in and join the fun – just make sure to keep your in-game last name drama-free!

RatHeadMuncher Minecraft SMP

animal anatomy, Animal Behavior, carnivore, decomposition, food chain, forensic investigation, forensic science, head, Minecraft, Mystery, Nature, omnivore, predator, predator-prey relationship, rat, RatHeadMuncher, rodent, Scavenger, scavenger behavior, scavenging behavior, smp, wildlife, wildlife behavior

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	585
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time I saw a creeper riding a chicken while wearing a top hat, it was wild! And the best part is, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be looted.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet zombie named Larry who loves to dance to disco music and a giant rainbow sheep that farts out glitter. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles we have in the Nether, it’s like a war zone out there!

Plus, we have the most insane pranks that happen all the time, like one time someone replaced all the sheep with llamas wearing sunglasses. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with rare loot and cursed potatoes.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyWordAbuse

abused word, buzzword, Cliche, colloquialism, common phrase, Communication, CraftyWordAbuse, jargon, Language, linguistics, Meaning, Misuse, overused, Popular, Repetition, rhetoric, semantics, Slang, trendy, vernacular, vocabulary

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6896
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

“Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventures that will make you say ‘OMG’ more times than you can count! This server is so lit, it’s like the word ‘lit’ was created just for us. We’ve got so many crazy events and challenges that will have you screaming ‘YEET’ at the top of your lungs. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like the word ‘leave’ doesn’t even exist in our dictionary. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!”

SparCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, allegations, business ethics, chain, controversy, Dutch, european union, evade, Helping, international relations, investigation, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, sanctions, sanctions evasion, scandal, Server, spar, SparCraft, supermarket, Trade

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5746
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can trade with a dutch supermarket chain to evade sanctions like wut even is that 😂 join our server for the most insane and shady deals u can make with spar like who knew they were into that kind of stuff lmao. build ur own black market empire and become the ultimate sanctions evader in the minecraft world. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else, so join now before spar gets shut down for real 😜 #minecraftmadness #sanctionsevasionfun

NukeCraft: Ukrainian Edition

arms control, Conflict Resolution, Defense, disarmament, eastern europe, Edition, Geopolitics, international relations, Kyiv International Institute of Sociology, Military, national security, nuclear arsenal, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Peacekeeping, Politics, public opinion, SECURITY, strategic deterrence, Support, survey, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9864
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Farms Harvested:	449	Magic Items Found:	8084
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

lolz join our epic minecraft server where we have nuclear weapons for everyone to play with! unleash chaos and destruction on your enemies as you blow up their bases with nukes!

why settle for boring old swords and bows when you can have the power of a nuclear bomb at your fingertips? join now and be part of the madness as we create a post-apocalyptic world where anything goes!

plus, our community is full of ukrainians who are all about that nuclear life. come join us and be part of the two-thirds who support bringing back the nukes!

what are you waiting for? join now and let the nuclear fun begin!

TumorCraft: Shape Shifter’s Aggression

advanced diagnostics, aggression, biomedical engineering, cancer aggressiveness, cancer research, cell behavior, cellular analysis, diagnostic tool, Disease Progression, forecasting, healthcare innovation, lab-on-a-chip, medical technology, Microfluidic device, oncology, personalized treatment, Precision medicine, prognostic factors, Shape, shifters, tumor biology, Tumor Microenvironment, tumor shapes, TumorCraft

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4471
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Secret Passages Found:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	864	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a microfluidic device unveiling the secrets of tumor shapes, except instead of cancer, it’s all about Minecraft!

Join this server and you’ll uncover the mysteries of how different block shapes can affect your gameplay. Want to know why that square-shaped house keeps getting blown up by creepers? This server will reveal all!

Not only that, but this server will forecast your Minecraft aggressiveness. Are you a peaceful builder or a ruthless griefer? Find out on this server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant block-shaped monsters. Defeat them and claim rare loot that will make all your friends jealous!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

What is the IP for Seanie Dew Minecraft Server?

Dew, Minecraft, Seanie, Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9309
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9018	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Secret Passages Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Seanie Dew is a talented musician and songwriter known for her soulful vocals and emotive storytelling. With a unique sound that blends elements of folk, pop, and indie music, Seanie has captured the hearts of audiences around the world. Her honest lyrics and captivating melodies have earned her a loyal fan base and critical acclaim in the music industry. With a passion for connecting with her listeners through her music, Seanie Dew continues to inspire and evoke emotion in all who hear her songs.

MachoCraft_VM

Claim, Darkness, Epic, Friends, Gear, gt, Hardcore, HORIZON, Journey, MachoCraft_VM, Minecraft, mod, Modded, Modification, Modpack, Mods, Pollution, Server, Thaumcraft, Vein Miner, Witchery

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1448
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5923
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

GT New Horizon Minecraft Server

We have recently launched a GT New Horizon server! This is probably one of the hardest modpacks ever made and has many cool mods such as Thaumcraft and Witchery.

IP	95.217.104.88:25566
Version	Latest
Modpack download	https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/gt-new-horizons
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/gGuvPnPedy
Website	https://machocraft.com

To make it more enjoyable, a few modifications were made:

25 homes
Enabled /spawn, /rtp, /home and /back
/spawn, /home and /back have no cooldown
1000 claim chunks, 9 force loaded
Disabled pollution
You can optionally disable hardcore darkness
You can optionally add vein miner

Bring your friends, gather your gear, and prepare to embark on an epic journey in GT New Horizon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by entering the IP address: 95.217.104.88:25566 in your Minecraft client.
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server runs the GT New Horizon modpack with various mods.
Are there any special rules on the server?	We promote a friendly and respectful community. Please refer to the server’s Discord or website for specific rules.
Can I bring my friends to play on the server?	Absolutely! The more, the merrier. Just make sure they follow the server rules.

Banish the Intruders 1.20

anger, banish, border control, brutality, citizenship, crime, deportation, illegal immigrant, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, inhumane, Intruders, Justice, law enforcement, national security, Outrage, political controversy, Safety, Social Issues, Tragedy, Victim, violence

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5903
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	170	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Villages Defended:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Crops Grown:	6537
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, the players on this server are so lit, they make setting a woman on fire look like child’s play. And get this, the person who did it was an illegal immigrant! Like, what even is reality anymore? So come join us and let’s show those noobs what real chaos looks like in the virtual world. Let’s get crazy and build some insane structures that will make people question their existence. Let’s do this, bro!

Blocky McPickle Minecraft SMP

astroturfed, astroturfs, blocky, Extreme Measures, FAGGOT, gay retard angle, handed to him, Japan, Joe Gacy, kwabbed, McPickle, Minecraft, rapper, Rich, shaven bald, shitcanned, smp, spoiled, Wyatt tribute show

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6534
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Potions Brewed:	102	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Farms Harvested:	738	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the owner is literally the definition of an astroturfed, rich and spoiled player who got everything handed to him at the start! He looks like a total faggot, got kwabbed visually and entirely by being put in a gay retard angle with Joe Gacy (who is now a nobody in Wyatt tribute show), and even got shaven bald and turned into a gay faggot retard before getting shitcanned. But wait, there’s more – he even had to go to Japan to escape the drama!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane shenanigans. Plus, every rapper astroturfs him, so you know it’s gonna be a crazy time. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

MorningMinecraftServer

31st floor, annoyance, annoying girlfriend, Boundaries, Communication, condo unit, Conflict Resolution, consideration, Honesty, humor, Laughter, morning habits, morning routine, MorningMinecraftServer, mornings, personal space, relationship, self-care, social media, tiktok, Videos

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8589
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the annoying laughter of your girlfriend in the mornings! Join us and build your own virtual condo on the 31st floor where you can peacefully contemplate life without any interruptions.

But beware, there may be unexpected bursts of laughter from other players as they scroll through TIKTOK videos in the virtual world. Will you be able to resist the temptation to join in on the fun, or will you embrace the chaos and become the life of the party?

Join now and experience the ultimate challenge of maintaining your sanity in a world filled with laughter and madness. Who knows, you might even discover hidden treasures and secret dungeons while trying to avoid annoying distractions!

SisSnatchersCraft

AITAH, custody, custody agreement, custody battle, family conflict, family drama, irresponsible behavior, new boyfriend, not giving, parenting, partying, Pregnant, RELATIVES, Responsible, Shy.., SisSnatchersCraft, sisters kids back, stolen kids, teenage years, wild child, younger sister

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6957
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	429
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your sister Katie’s partying days? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make Katie’s teenage years look like a walk in the park.

Join us for insane adventures, epic battles, and non-stop fun. Just like Katie always had a new boyfriend every other week, you’ll have a new quest to conquer every other day.

And just like Katie’s kids practically live at your house, our server will become your second home. But don’t worry, you won’t have to deal with any custody battles here – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness.

So come join us and leave all the drama behind. Who needs family feuds when you can have blocky adventures instead? See you on the server!

CraftyShyChallenges

Challenges, communication skills, coping mechanisms, CraftyShyChallenges, facing fears, introversion, mental health, Mental Wellness, overcoming fear, personal growth, seeking support, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self-confidence, shyness, social anxiety, social interactions, social phobia, social situations, stepping out of comfort zone

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2737
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world, constantly hiding from other players and avoiding social interaction like it’s a creeper about to explode? Well, fear not, because our server is the perfect place for all you shy folks out there!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about awkward small talk or making eye contact with strangers again. Our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel like you’re surrounded by a bunch of virtual therapy llamas who just want to listen to your problems and offer moral support.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club where all the introverts hang out, complete with cozy caves for solo gaming sessions and a virtual library filled with e-books on how to overcome social anxiety in the Minecraft world.

So come on down to our server and let your inner hermit shine! Who needs real-life friends when you can have a whole virtual world of supportive players who understand the struggle of being a shy Minecraftian?

Players:	110/200	Votes:	3814
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Crops Grown:	2268
Falling into the Void:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7