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Players: 108/400 Votes: 9472
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
Potions Brewed: 79 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
Star Shards Collected: 260 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 10

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our players are on a mission to normalize the most absurd things, like eating cake with a fork and wearing diamond armor to bed. But their latest obsession? Normalizing sex before love because they believe it’s the key to unlocking the ultimate power in the game.

Join us if you want to witness players building heart-shaped houses for their one-night stands or organizing speed dating events in the Nether. Who needs love when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right?

But be warned, things can get pretty wild on this server. Rumor has it that one player tried to propose to a creeper thinking it was their soulmate. And don’t even get me started on the love triangle that formed between a player, a villager, and a wandering trader.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as it is hilarious, come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a bucket of water to cool things down when they get too steamy.

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  • MangaVerse Translations 1.21

    MangaVerse Translations 1.21
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 4371
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

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    Yo, bro, forget about manga translations, join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste money on books when you can build your own epic adventures in blocky pixel land? Plus, our server is so lit, it’s like reading a manga but with creepers and diamonds instead of characters and plot twists. Trust me, once you start crafting and mining with us, you’ll never look back at those expensive manga translations again. Let’s dig and build our way to victory together!

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  • DateMeInMinecraftSMP

    DateMeInMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 2408
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Runes Activated: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 24 Towns Built: 7
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 15 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 5364
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bruh, lemme tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP I found, it’s like the holy grail of SMPs, I swear! So like, the reason you gotta join is because we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, like we’re basically the richest players on the server, no cap. And get this, we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and protects our base from noobs trying to steal our loot, it’s epic!

    But wait, there’s more! We have this crazy tradition where every full moon, we all dress up as creepers and go around pranking other players, it’s hilarious. And our leader is this dude who claims he’s actually Herobrine in disguise, like what even? But hey, it makes things interesting, am I right?

    So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP address. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of a little bit of chaos and mayhem, in which case, stay far away from us, we don’t need any party poopers in our crew. Peace out, fellow gamers!

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  • CrashCraft: Plane-Free Zone

    CrashCraft: Plane-Free Zone
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 9219
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 11 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5612 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Potions Brewed: 103
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1

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    Tired of living in fear every time you board a plane? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, planes never crash! That’s right, our virtual skies are always clear and your pilot skills will never be put to the test. Join us and experience the thrill of flying without the risk of plummeting to the ground in a fiery inferno. Plus, rumor has it that our planes are equipped with secret warp drives that can take you to hidden dimensions filled with diamonds and cake. So why wait? Join our server now and soar to new heights without the fear of crashing!

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  • TariffCraft Minecraft Server

    TariffCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 724
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Towns Built: 8 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Epic Battles Fought: 10
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 7 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Gods Slained: 0 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

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    so, like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, but like, even better cuz it’s in minecraft, you know? like, imagine a world where you can build whatever you want and like, there are no rules, man. you can like, create your own crazy adventures and like, explore the wildest lands ever.

    but wait, there’s more! we have like, this secret underground city where you can like, battle monsters and find hidden treasures. and like, the best part is that you can ride on giant chickens and fly around the whole server. it’s like, totally insane, dude.

    oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret portal that takes you to a whole new dimension where you can like, meet aliens and ride on unicorns? yeah, it’s like, out of this world, man.

    so, like, if you want to join the most epic minecraft server ever, then like, come on down and join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like, the best thing ever.

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  • MuskCraft: Treasury Rift Exit

    MuskCraft: Treasury Rift Exit
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 7901
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Epic Shields Constructed: 25 Void Armor Forged: 26
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 28
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this, right? u got this super cool minecraft server where all the players are like, super tight with elon musk and his crew. but then, this senior us treasury official comes in and tries to mess things up, like, who does he think he is, right?

    anyways, there’s all this drama and tension and finally, the official is like, peace out, i’m outta here. and now, the server is free from all that negativity and ready for some epic building and exploring with the musk squad.

    if u wanna be part of this wild ride and hang out with elon musk’s allies, then u gotta join this server, like, right now. who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await u in this one-of-a-kind minecraft world. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the fun begin!

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  • Minecraft Murder

    Minecraft Murder
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    Players: 97/200 Votes: 9846
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Divine Spears Created: 30
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Epic Shields Constructed: 39 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1

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    Minecraft Murder Server Overview

    Server Information Seasonal server with regular resets
    Features
    Current Season Focus Economy and simple custom abilities
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    FAQ

    Question Answer
    When is the End opening? The End will open next weekend, so join now to take part in the fight!
    Is the community friendly? Yes, our community is friendly but also competitive.
    Can my items or builds be destroyed? No, you won’t have to risk your items or builds being destroyed.
    What playstyles are allowed? The server allows for a variety of playstyles, from peaceful farmer to building an empire.
    Do you have a range of members? Yes, we have members who have been here for over a year and newcomers.
    Are there regular server resets? Yes, but only once all members feel ready for it.

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  • Sky Crash Chronicles 1.21.3

    Sky Crash Chronicles 1.21.3
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 504
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 114 Crops Grown: 7963
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 13
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 66

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    Yo, so like, this Minecraft server is like, totally lit, bro. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the drugs, man. You gotta join this server if you wanna experience the true meaning of blocky bliss. Trust me, your mind will be blown like a TNT explosion in a mine shaft. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

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  • ChairSwapCraft

    ChairSwapCraft
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 8603
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 353
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 30
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Zombie Dances: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my roommate’s accusations against my innocent kitten? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure filled with drama, tears, and broken headphones (not by my cat, I swear).

    Our server is so intense, it’ll make you question whether you should reimburse your roommate for a slightly damaged chair or not. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide to keep the “ruined” chair as a gift instead of getting a new one.

    But be warned, our server is so chaotic that even your cat might get involved in the drama. Just make sure to keep your door closed to avoid any headphone cable disasters.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as my roommate’s emotions, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to fix that chair with some glue and a little bit of cat magic.

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  • CraftySteve in Minecraft SMP

    CraftySteve in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 8314
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 28 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 31
    Mythical Quests Completed: 49 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7

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    LOL, imagine if your screen name was like, “MinecraftKing69” or “DiamondMiner420”, that would be so epic, bro! Like, all day, every day, you’d be mining for diamonds and ruling over your Minecraft kingdom, haha! And then at 5, you’d be like, “Time to clock out and go slay some creepers in the real world, yo!” Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies and maybe even become the next Minecraft King or Queen, who knows? Just don’t forget to bring your pickaxe and your sense of humor, because things can get pretty crazy in our world, lol!

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  • NoGoToThatLand

    NoGoToThatLand
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 3928
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 19 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Enchantments Applied: 84
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Cursed Amulets Found: 4

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    Remember that one time you decided to visit the Land of Explosive Sheep? Yeah, that’s a country you’ll never want to go back to. But fear not, because our Minecraft server is nothing like that chaotic place! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground society of talking chickens. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you’ve experienced the madness that awaits you on our server. So pack your virtual bags and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

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  • TremendousCraft: USA vs World

    TremendousCraft: USA vs World
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 6350
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Emeralds Found: 3319
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 90 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Void Gems Collected: 27
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7

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    so like, u know how trump is always talkin bout tariffs and stuff? well, on this server, we got our own tariffs but they’re like, totally fun and not political at all. we got china, india, and brazil all makin these crazy tariffs and u gotta protect ur own interests by joinin our server. it’s like a virtual trade war but with blocks and stuff. come join us and see if u can outsmart these tremendous tariff-makers. it’s gonna be yuge, believe me.

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  • UneasyVanilla

    UneasyVanilla
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 5416
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 99 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Potions Brewed: 151

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    UneasyVanilla Minecraft Server Information

    IP uneasyvanilla.com
    Version 1.21.3

    Welcome to UneasyVanilla, the vanilla Minecraft server you’re looking for. A server where you can unleash your creativity in a tight knit, relaxed community. Our server offers a blend of anarchy and survival gameplay while still having some rules.

    Here at UneasyVanilla we put an emphasis on authenticity. Staying true to Minecrafts original vision. You’ll find a 4+ year old world where your and other players’ imaginations have no limits. Your first time spawning, you’ll be stuck in a maze of lavacasts, as spawn has been griefed completely. Once you escape it, you’ll be able to build bases and explore!

    While we embrace a sense of lawlessness, we believe in maintaining an environment for everyone. Our rules are straightforward, ensuring that all players can enjoy their time without compromising the integrity of our server (performance). Our dedicated staff actively work to ensure fairness, swiftly banning cheaters and keeping operations running.

    Join our community today. Experience the excitement of survival in a world where surprise encounters await you at every turn. Whether you’re seeking alliances, testing your skills or taking on massive building projects, UneasyVanilla is the place for you! Also join our community on Discord!

    You can find us at https://discord.com/invite/bVFBfxbuhR

    Additionally feel free to explore our website at https://www.uneasyvanilla.com/ or the server wiki to discover more about our server https://wiki.uneasyvanilla.com

    Experience the opportunities awaiting you on our vanilla Minecraft server available at UneasyVanilla.com. Join us now, you won’t regret it!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Are there any rules on the server? Yes, while we have some elements of anarchy, we do have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. You can find the rules listed on our website.
    Can I join the server with any Minecraft version? We recommend joining with version 1.21.3 to ensure compatibility and the best experience on UneasyVanilla.
    How can I report a cheater on the server? If you encounter a cheater, please notify our staff or use the appropriate channels on our Discord server to report the player. Our staff will investigate and take necessary actions.
    Are there any specific building projects or events on the server? We encourage players to take on massive building projects and engage in community events. Keep an eye on our Discord and website for announcements about upcoming activities.

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  • Mystic Void Realms 1.20.1

    Mystic Void Realms 1.20.1
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 4715
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Alien Abductions: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 33 Zombie Dances: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Love Letters Sent: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35

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    Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like getting “raped” by Neil Gaiman, but in a good way, ya know? Afterward, you can message him all creepy like, saying stuff like “I am consumed by thoughts of you, the things you will do to me. I’m so hungry.” It’s a wild ride, man! Join now for some crazy shenanigans!

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  • ParentalPanicMC

    ParentalPanicMC
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 5698
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Farms Harvested: 589
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 18
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Crops Grown: 9347 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story of a football coach caught in the middle of a parenting dilemma.

    Imagine a world where Minecraft mobs are replaced with soccer moms and dads, where you’ll have to navigate through the chaos of scheduling playdates and carpooling to survive. Will you be able to juggle coaching your team while dealing with demanding parents who expect you to chauffeur their kids to games?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret alliances and rivalries, where you never know who you can trust. Will you be able to come out on top and conquer the drama-filled world of Minecraft parenting?

    So come join us on our server, where the only thing crazier than the mobs are the parents trying to outdo each other in the ultimate game of soccer mom and dad showdown. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

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  • UNhostageCraft

    UNhostageCraft
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 2344
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 45 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 33 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Gods Slained: 2 Zombie Dances: 8
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Magical Moments Shared: 17
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 2

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    so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you know? like, we got all the craziest stuff happening all the time. like, one time, this player got kidnapped by a bunch of creepers and had to be rescued by a team of pandas riding on llamas. it was wild, man.

    and, get this, we got this player, Emily Damari, who says she got held hostage by Hamas at UN facilities. like, what even is that? but don’t worry, we got her back and now she’s ruling the server with an iron fist.

    so, if you wanna join in on all the wackiness and adventure, come on down to our server. we promise you won’t be bored, like, ever.

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