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NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8838
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	648
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8679
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	6359
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	186
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7700
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7856
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3124
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	472	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8106
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8455
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	786
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3047	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Astral Projections Made:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4319
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Votes:	2239	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Villages Defended:	16
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	168
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Potions Brewed:	45	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8908
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1192	Dragon Eggs Found:	1689
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Mines Excavated:	4869	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

CraftyKidz

“Youth, advice, aging, CraftyKidz, hindsight, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4461
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2

Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!

Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server

Abuse, Assad, Assads, Conflict, Dictatorship, HUMAN RIGHTS, Memories, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, palestinians, political prisoners, Refugees, ruined homes, Server, Suffering, Syria, testimonies, torture, Trauma, violence, War

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5877
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Zombie Dances:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	7673
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the buildings are all messed up like those ruined homes in Palestine. But don’t worry, we ain’t talkin’ bout no sad stuff like Assad’s torture, we talkin’ bout epic adventures and wild shenanigans!

Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!

CraftyTrudeauDownfall

Canadian government, Canadian politics, CraftyTrudeauDownfall, Crisis, Defeat, Downfall, election, Government, key ally, leadership, Liberal party, lose power, opposition, political alliance, political turmoil, political upheaval, power struggle, prime minister, Topple, trudeau, Vote of No Confidence

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6533
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	59	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184
New Chunks Explored:	695881	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Dimension Hops:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Players Killed by Monsters:	7118	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Enchantments Applied:	116	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, trudeau is losing power and stuff, but, like, you can totally gain power on this server, bro. like, our key ally is, like, a total boss and is gonna help you topple all the other players. it’s gonna be, like, a total showdown, dude. join now and become the ruler of this crazy minecraft world. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8969
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19