ObscureCraft – Smartest Alive

come join our epic minecraft server where the smartest person who ever lived died in obscurity…BUT that’s not all!!! our server is full of magical unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbows, and if you find one, you get a free lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!!! ðŸĶ„🌈🍎

we also have a secret underground lair where you can battle giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes…if you defeat them, you’ll be granted the power to fly like a majestic eagle soaring through the sky!!! 🐔🚀

oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a famous pirate who buried his treasure somewhere in the depths of our vast ocean biome? if you can find it, you’ll become the richest player in all of minecraft history!!! 💰💎ðŸī‍☠ïļ

so what are you waiting for?? come join our wacky and wild minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!!! ðŸŽŪ🌟ðŸĪŠ

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  • GodfatherGoneWrong

    GodfatherGoneWrong
    Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who think they can just erase your marriage like it’s a typo on a church form? Well, have I got the Minecraft server for you!

    Join our server and escape to a world where your husband’s family can’t manipulate your relationship status to fit their own agenda. Build a virtual fortress to protect your marriage from meddling in-laws and their fake paperwork shenanigans.

    With our server, you can create your own rules and boundaries, just like you should be able to do in real life. Plus, we have a special “Godfather” roleplay area where you can show off your family values without any interference from nosy relatives.

    So come on over to our server and let’s build a world where marriage is respected, wedding rings are proudly worn, and baptisms don’t come with a side of drama. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

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  • SippinSMP – Fave Drink?

    SippinSMP – Fave Drink?
    Omg guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best server ever because we have unlimited pizza parties every Friday night and the admins are actually unicorns in disguise. Plus, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco room where we have dance-offs with creepers. So, like, what’s your favourite drink? Mine’s definitely llama milk mixed with enchanted golden apples. Join us and let’s party like it’s 1999!

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  • DreamCraft: The Ultimate Reality Flip

    DreamCraft: The Ultimate Reality Flip
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every dream you’ve ever had comes true! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a unicorn through a rainbow-filled sky, building a house made entirely of cake, and taming a dragon to be your loyal pet.

    But be warned, not all dreams are sweet and innocent. Beware of the giant chickens that roam the land, the zombie villagers who just want to sell you rotten flesh, and the evil witch who will turn you into a frog if you cross her.

    So why wait? Join our server and make all your wildest dreams come true (and maybe a few nightmares too)!

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  • Trump’s Expat Eviction Party

    Trump’s Expat Eviction Party
    lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret portal to india so we can bring back 18,000 citizens to placate trump hahaha. u can build ur own indian village and trade with the locals for curry and spices. watch out for the wild elephants roaming around tho, they might steal ur diamonds lol. also, beware of the mystical tigers guarding the treasure chests full of gold. join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

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  • DadNoiseMimic Minecraft Server

    DadNoiseMimic Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of listening to your dad’s symphony of bodily noises every day? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only sounds you’ll hear are the peaceful chirping of birds and the satisfying clinks of mining blocks!

    On our server, you can build your own virtual world free from slurping, munching, and gurgling sounds. No more coordinating rebellious actions with your sister just to cope with your dad’s noises – here, you can focus on creating the ultimate Minecraft masterpiece!

    So come join us and leave the bodily noises behind. Build, explore, and craft your way to a noise-free paradise on our server – because who needs real life drama when you have Minecraft?

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