ObscureCraft – Smartest Alive

come join our epic minecraft server where the smartest person who ever lived died in obscurity…BUT that’s not all!!! our server is full of magical unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbows, and if you find one, you get a free lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!!! ðŸĶ„🌈🍎

we also have a secret underground lair where you can battle giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes…if you defeat them, you’ll be granted the power to fly like a majestic eagle soaring through the sky!!! 🐔🚀

oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a famous pirate who buried his treasure somewhere in the depths of our vast ocean biome? if you can find it, you’ll become the richest player in all of minecraft history!!! 💰💎ðŸī‍☠ïļ

so what are you waiting for?? come join our wacky and wild minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!!! ðŸŽŪ🌟ðŸĪŠ

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  • CraftyDesert: No Israel Until Creeper State

    CraftyDesert: No Israel Until Creeper State
    so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit dat even saudi arabia is talkin bout it! dey say dey won’t make friends with israel until dis server creates a palestinian state in minecraft! can u believe dat? so if u wanna be part of sumthin big, join dis server now and help bring peace to da middle east, one block at a time! plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret treasure hidden in da nether! come join us and be a part of history, bruh!

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  • Iceberg Isles – Crackin’ Crevasse Fun

    Iceberg Isles – Crackin’ Crevasse Fun
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where the Greenland ice sheet is cracking faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe!” Watch out for those massive crevasses, they’re like giant cracks in a creeper’s butt! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of icebergs for you to ride on while you mine for diamonds like a boss. Join now and help us save the world from melting ice and exploding creepers! It’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get crafting!

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  • BlockyBinders Minecraft Server

    BlockyBinders Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a bridezilla on her wedding day? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable fashion choices.

    Experience the thrill of trying on virtual bridesmaid dresses, only to have the bride reject them because “it’s not how you wear it, sweetie.” Will you survive the emotional rollercoaster of trying to please a bride who is more insecure than a creeper in daylight?

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready to rock a chest binder in-game, because apparently that’s the key to making the bride feel less insecure. Feel the pain of squeezing your virtual DDs into a binder while questioning your life choices.

    Join our server for a wedding experience like no other, where you’ll question if you should even attend the big day or risk being labeled as the ultimate AH. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild ride – join now!

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  • AnxietyCraft: No Judgement Zone

    AnxietyCraft: No Judgement Zone
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like your friend’s bruised knee panic attack! Join us for a world of adventure, where the only thing you’ll be worrying about is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster.

    Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun, without the constant texts about minor injuries. We promise there will be no knee-related drama here, only epic quests and pixelated adventures.

    So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world behind – because let’s face it, dealing with your friend’s knee anxiety is more exhausting than fighting off creepers in Minecraft!

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  • CraftyPutinPeaceTalks

    CraftyPutinPeaceTalks
    so like, u know how u always wanted to talk to ur frenemy but u just like, can’t find the right moment? well guess what, on this server u can talk DIRECTLY to ur enemies, just like zelensky wants to talk to putin! imagine the drama and the tea that will be spilled, it’s gonna be epic! join now for the ultimate showdown of words and maybe even make a new frenemy or two, who knows? just be ready for some intense conversations and maybe even some unexpected alliances, it’s gonna be wild!

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