ObscureCraft – Smartest Alive

come join our epic minecraft server where the smartest person who ever lived died in obscurity…BUT that’s not all!!! our server is full of magical unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbows, and if you find one, you get a free lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!!! ðŸĶ„🌈🍎

we also have a secret underground lair where you can battle giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes…if you defeat them, you’ll be granted the power to fly like a majestic eagle soaring through the sky!!! 🐔🚀

oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a famous pirate who buried his treasure somewhere in the depths of our vast ocean biome? if you can find it, you’ll become the richest player in all of minecraft history!!! 💰💎ðŸī‍☠ïļ

so what are you waiting for?? come join our wacky and wild minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!!! ðŸŽŪ🌟ðŸĪŠ

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  • HotPartnerSMP

    HotPartnerSMP
    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and I found a secret underground disco party with creepers dancing to Taylor Swift, it was lit AF! And another time, I saw a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat, like what even is this server?! Plus, the admins are like unicorns who grant wishes and the moderators are actually wizards who can turn you into a dragon if you ask nicely. So come join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and happiness, then maybe you should stay away, but seriously, why would you want to miss out on all this awesomeness?! #BestServerEver #UnicornsAndDragonsFTW ðŸĶ„🐉🎉

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  • FedGovFrenzy

    FedGovFrenzy
    Are you tired of dealing with the drama and chaos of the US federal government? Come escape to our Minecraft server where the only mood is pure fun and relaxation! Build your dream world without worrying about political scandals or government shutdowns. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine is actually a disgruntled former government employee who just wants to chill and play some Minecraft. Join us now for a much-needed break from the craziness of real life!

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  • ChipCraft: Taiwan’s Win-Win Server

    ChipCraft: Taiwan’s Win-Win Server
    so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna put tariffs on everything” and taiwan is like “nah bro, we cool”? well this server is like taiwan – all about that win-win chip business, ya feel me? join us and let’s make some virtual chips together, no tariffs involved! plus, we have a secret underground chip factory where we host epic chip-making competitions. come join us and let’s show trump who’s boss in the world of virtual chips!

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  • LSD Flattens Hierarchy – Fast Brain Fun

    LSD Flattens Hierarchy – Fast Brain Fun
    hey u, yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! our server is like taking a trip on LSD, but without the pesky side effects! we flatten the hierarchy of directed information flow in fast whole-brain dynamics, whatever that means!

    join our server for a wild ride filled with rainbow sheep, talking creepers, and flying pigs! we have secret hidden dungeons filled with treasure and mystery, and our staff are all unicorns in disguise!

    if u wanna experience minecraft like never before, come join us on our server! who needs reality when u can have a whole new world of craziness and fun?! join now and let the madness begin!

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  • CreeperCouchSurf

    CreeperCouchSurf
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Looking for a server where you can experience family drama firsthand? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual reality version of a dysfunctional family, complete with arguments over sleeping arrangements and accusations of causing trouble.

    Join now and witness the epic showdown between Donna and Austin over who gets to sleep where. Will Bridget ever feel comfortable in our virtual house again? Only time will tell!

    So if you’re ready for a server that’s more entertaining than reality TV, join us and prepare for the chaos that awaits. Who needs Netflix when you have our Minecraft server?

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