ObscureCraft – Smartest Alive

come join our epic minecraft server where the smartest person who ever lived died in obscurity…BUT that’s not all!!! our server is full of magical unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbows, and if you find one, you get a free lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!!! 🦄🌈🍎

we also have a secret underground lair where you can battle giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes…if you defeat them, you’ll be granted the power to fly like a majestic eagle soaring through the sky!!! 🐔🚀

oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a famous pirate who buried his treasure somewhere in the depths of our vast ocean biome? if you can find it, you’ll become the richest player in all of minecraft history!!! 💰💎🏴‍☠️

so what are you waiting for?? come join our wacky and wild minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!!! 🎮🌟🤪

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  • ToiletBlockerGamer420

    ToiletBlockerGamer420
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky fun!

    Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Need to pee in the middle of a quest? No problem! Our virtual bathrooms don’t smell like cigarettes, we promise.

    So come on, join us and let’s build some epic creations together. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft world? Let’s go!

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  • AquaNoob in Minecraft SMP

    AquaNoob in Minecraft SMP
    Bro, let me tell you, the hardest part of swimming is not drowning! Like, you gotta make sure you don’t forget how to breathe underwater, it’s like, super important. And on this Minecraft SMP, we have this crazy underwater city where you gotta swim to get to the shops and stuff. It’s like a whole new level of swimming skills required, bro.

    But don’t worry, we have this secret potion that turns you into a mermaid for like, 10 minutes. It’s wild, man. And if you join our server, you get a free mermaid potion every week. How cool is that?

    Oh, and did I mention the underwater treasure hunts? Yeah, we hide diamonds and emeralds in the ocean and you gotta swim like a maniac to find them. It’s like a real-life (well, Minecraft-life) treasure hunt, bro.

    So, if you wanna test your swimming skills and become a pro mermaid, you gotta join our Minecraft SMP. It’s the craziest, most epic server out there. Plus, we have a pet dolphin named Steve who does backflips for diamonds. Yeah, it’s that awesome.

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  • BlockPartyMadness

    BlockPartyMadness
    Have you ever been attacked by a horde of killer bunnies in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as you navigate through insane challenges like dodging exploding chickens and battling giant zombie pigs. Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again after joining our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • Modi’s Repatriation Minecraft Server

    Modi’s Repatriation Minecraft Server
    hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! picture this: a server where all the players are actually secret agents working for modi’s government to repatriate 18,000 indians living in US illegally. yep, u heard that right. join our server and help us take down the illegal immigrants one block at a time. but wait, there’s more! not only will u be saving the day, but u’ll also get to ride on flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and build a secret base in the clouds. so what r u waiting for? join our server now and be a hero in the most epic minecraft adventure ever!

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  • Oil Depot Raid: Trump’s Revenge

    Oil Depot Raid: Trump’s Revenge
    lmao fam, dis server be lit like a ukraine drone hittin’ a russian oil depot! we got more action than trump floatin’ fresh russia sanctions, yo! join dis server if u wanna be part of the craziest minecraft adventure eva! we got creepers dancin’ like they at a rave, villagers hustlin’ like they in a market, and ender dragons flyin’ around like they own the place. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis madness! come join us and let’s make minecraft history together, fam!

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