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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 8500 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 113 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 80 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
but wait, there’s more! not only do the inanimate objects talk, but they also have superpowers. like, the crafting table can fly and the chest can shoot lasers. it’s, like, a whole new level of minecraft awesomeness.
and, get this, the mobs are all friendly and just want to hang out with you. creepers will give you hugs instead of exploding, and skeletons will serenade you with love songs. it’s, like, a minecraft dream come true.
so, if you want to experience the craziest, most hilarious minecraft server ever, come join us. you won’t regret it, i promise. plus, where else can you chat with a talking diamond sword? only on this server, baby.