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| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 3912 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 29 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3159 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
so, like, imagine a minecraft server where inanimate objects come to life and start, like, talking to you and stuff. they’re all, “hey, come join this server, it’s lit!” and you’re like, “whaaat? inanimate objects talking? sign me up!”
but wait, there’s more! not only do the inanimate objects talk, but they also have superpowers. like, the crafting table can fly and the chest can shoot lasers. it’s, like, a whole new level of minecraft awesomeness.
and, get this, the mobs are all friendly and just want to hang out with you. creepers will give you hugs instead of exploding, and skeletons will serenade you with love songs. it’s, like, a minecraft dream come true.
so, if you want to experience the craziest, most hilarious minecraft server ever, come join us. you won’t regret it, i promise. plus, where else can you chat with a talking diamond sword? only on this server, baby.
