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| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 7754 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
so, like, imagine a minecraft server where inanimate objects come to life and start, like, talking to you and stuff. they’re all, “hey, come join this server, it’s lit!” and you’re like, “whaaat? inanimate objects talking? sign me up!”
but wait, there’s more! not only do the inanimate objects talk, but they also have superpowers. like, the crafting table can fly and the chest can shoot lasers. it’s, like, a whole new level of minecraft awesomeness.
and, get this, the mobs are all friendly and just want to hang out with you. creepers will give you hugs instead of exploding, and skeletons will serenade you with love songs. it’s, like, a minecraft dream come true.
so, if you want to experience the craziest, most hilarious minecraft server ever, come join us. you won’t regret it, i promise. plus, where else can you chat with a talking diamond sword? only on this server, baby.
Eystreem, also known as Jordan, is a popular gaming YouTuber and content creator known for his Minecraft videos and tutorials. With a growing fan base of over 4 million subscribers, 
