Are you tired of feeling like a paranoid detective trying to crack the case of the mysterious disappearing phone calls at your gyno’s office? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about unanswered calls again! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and maybe even a receptionist NPC who actually picks up the phone every time (unless you’re the crazy one, then we can’t help you there). So come on over and escape the madness of real life by diving into the wacky world of our server – where even the most outrageous stories seem totally normal.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 102/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Farms Harvested: 505
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Endless Night Skies: 1
Meteorite Armor Created: 18 Potions Brewed: 179
Mythical Swords Crafted: 36 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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