Are you tired of feeling like a paranoid detective trying to crack the case of the mysterious disappearing phone calls at your gyno’s office? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about unanswered calls again! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and maybe even a receptionist NPC who actually picks up the phone every time (unless you’re the crazy one, then we can’t help you there). So come on over and escape the madness of real life by diving into the wacky world of our server – where even the most outrageous stories seem totally normal.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players: 100/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
Dimension Hops: 9 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Infinity Stones Found: 5
Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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