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ZelenskiyCraft: Shut Up & Obey Trump

authoritarianism, controversy, criticism, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, JD Vance, leadership, News, obedience, obey, Politics, power dynamics, shut, Statement, trump, Ukraine, us politics, Warning, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8699
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Crops Grown:	5818	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

so like, imagine this epic Minecraft server where you can build your own little world and stuff, right? but get this, the owner is like a mix between a unicorn and a ninja turtle, so you know it’s gonna be wild!

join this server if you wanna see pigs flying and cows doing backflips, because anything is possible in this crazy land. plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie, it’s lit!

oh, and did i mention there’s a giant diamond castle guarded by a dragon made out of cheese? yeah, you heard me right. come join the fun and let your imagination run wild on this wacky Minecraft server!

EliteCraft: Vote for Competence

competence, EliteCraft, facial cues, Higher social class, Judging, long tail tags, politicians, prioritize, rely, social class voters, Vote, voters

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5083
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Towns Built:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, if you wanna be in the cool kids club, you gotta join this server. all the higher social class voters are here, and they totally know what’s up. they only hang with the most competent players, so if you wanna be in their crew, you gotta show off your skills.

and get this, man. they rely on facial cues to judge politicians, so you know they got some serious discernment skills. if you can impress them with your sick building and redstone skills, you’ll be like, their new best friend.

plus, there are some insane stories going around about this server. like, apparently, there’s a secret underground base where all the elite players hang out and plan world domination. and rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds somewhere in the server, just waiting to be found.

so, like, if you wanna be part of the elite crew, show off your skills, and uncover some epic secrets, you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Men vs Women World War 1.21.4

1.21.4, battle of the sexes, Conflict Resolution, Femininity, feminism, gender discrimination, gender dynamics, gender empowerment, gender equality, gender harmony, Gender issues, gender relations, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender war, global conflict, Masculinity, Men, peace negotiations, social change, societal upheaval, War, war strategy, Women, world

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1475
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5154	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Dragons Tamed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Bro, imagine if Minecraft was the battleground for this epic battle! Join our server for the ultimate gender war experience!

We got dudes building fortresses with diamond armor and chicks casting spells with enchanted potions!

Choose your side and fight for supremacy in this wacky world where anything goes!

Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join now and let the gender war begin!

ExWifeExLifeCraft

anger, Blame, Divorce, Emotional Abuse, ex wife, ExWifeExLifeCraft, family, financial responsibility, Friends, Harassment, housework, ISOLATION, mediator., mental health, mutual friends, no contact, Pets, polyamorous, relationship, Support, Therapy

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1984
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of being trapped in a Minecraft server with a tight collar and a leash that only lets you go so far? Join our server for a breath of fresh air and freedom! Our server is a polyamorous paradise where you can build relationships with multiple players and live harmoniously together.

We guarantee that you won’t be emotionally abused by our admins, unlike some other servers out there. No more getting screamed at for a speck of dust out of place or for being a minute late to a virtual event. Our admins are here to support you and make sure you have a great time.

And don’t worry about being financially screwed over on our server. We won’t demand outrageous payments for emotional damage caused by leaving the server. You can keep your virtual car and we won’t force you to pay for someone else’s therapy sessions.

So come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be flushing down the toilet is your enemies in PvP battles. Build, explore, and have a blast without any drama or emotional baggage. See you in the game!

90sFilmFanaticMC SMP

1990s film, 90s cinema, 90sFilmFanaticMC, all-time favorite movies, award-winning films, best movie, cinematic masterpieces, classic films, cult classics, film analysis, film buffs, Film Critics, film industry, film recommendations, iconic movies, movie enthusiasts, movie lovers, must watch films, popular films, smp, top movies, Top Picks

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	368
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Emeralds Found:	7038
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magic Items Found:	8850	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

OMG you guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit? Like, you gotta join because we have the most insane builds and the craziest players ever. Like, one time, we had a player who built a giant banana house and another player who rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. It was bananas, I tell ya!

And like, the best part is that we have this secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties every Saturday night. You gotta see it to believe it, it’s like a rave in the Nether. Plus, we have this super rare diamond armor that gives you the power to fly and shoot lasers out of your eyes. It’s like something out of a 1990s sci-fi movie, I swear.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP server and experience the most epic adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, the first rule of Fight Club is to always bring your diamond sword. LOL!

CraftyGenius

astute decision, brainy choice, bright move, brilliant idea, Clever, clever maneuver, crafty decision, CraftyGenius, Intelligent, intelligent choice, prudent choice, Quick Thinking, resourceful move, savvy choice, savvy move, sharp move, shrewd action, Smart, strategic move, wise decision, wise move

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5221
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Have you ever built a roller coaster that launches you into the sky and lands you in a pool of lava? No? Well, you haven’t lived until you’ve joined our Minecraft server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera, and more explosions than a Michael Bay movie. So come on down and show us what you’ve got, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, chaotic world!

CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

Allies, America, Canada-US relations, Canadians, CraftyCanucks, Diplomacy, enemy country, foreign policy, global perspective, international affairs, international relations, Minecraft, negative view, neighbors, North America, opinion, Perception, Politics, poll, public opinion, Server, survey, united states

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6847
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Star Shards Collected:	294
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

so like, this server is like the coolest place to be, like ever. we got like, flying pigs and talking cows and stuff. it’s like a whole new world, man.

join us if you wanna ride a llama into battle or build a castle out of diamonds. we even have a secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest items.

rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken.

so come on, join us on this epic adventure and show those pesky Canadians who’s boss. they’ll be begging to be our friends once they see all the cool stuff we have.

PutinCraft2020

Diplomacy, diplomatic tensions, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical shifts, German MP, global affairs, International cooperation, international politics, international relations, nato, political alliances, putin, PutinCraft2020, russia, transatlantic relations., trump, united states, US-Russia relations, Western countries, world leaders

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2222
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	265
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Animals Bred:	154
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

lol imagine a minecraft server where trump and putin are bffs and u can join in on the fun! build ur own wall or invade ur neighbor’s base, the possibilities are endless! top german mp says transatlantic relations are over, but who cares when u can join this crazy server and start a new world war of ur own! come join us and make minecraft great again!

Spectre SMP

application, Builder, collaboration, Community, crossplay, Discord, Europe, Events, Friendly, Longevity, Mods, Projects, PvP, Redstone, Server, smp, Spectre, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3519
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
New Chunks Explored:	920264	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Spectre SMP Overview

Server Type	Vanilla 1.21.4 SMP
Focus	Communal spirit, collaboration, and friendly space
Features	Established community, long-term world, creative projects, performance mods
Server Specifications	Fabric 1.21.4, hosted in Europe
Mods & Tools	GeyserMC support, recipe changes, faster minecarts, Voice Chat, Discord link, etc.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What do we offer?

Spectre SMP offers an established, friendly and symbiotic community to help each other get what we want done! Players are encouraged to hold their events and communal projects, not just staff!

What are we looking for in players?

Builders and redstoners who want to show off their skills and help make the server a fun environment. PVP and brainless grinding is not what we want.
Players who interact often and well with other members.
Creative and dedicated minds who set large and impressive goals for the long term.
Active community members who will regularly set aside time to chat in meetings and discuss projects for the server.

Server specifications and mods

Fabric 1.21.4 and hosted in Europe
GeyserMC support for Bedrock/Java Crossplay
Lots of performance mods
Minor recipe changes for easier large-scale building
Faster minecarts
Simple Voice Chat
/nick for nicknames
FSit (sit on stairs, slabs, etc.)
ArmorPoser Mod (used on Hermitcraft)
Discord-to-Minecraft link

If you’re interested in joining, hop into our Discord server. You can send us an application there.

Join our Discord server

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Enchanted Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, adult content, Alluring, attractive, Boy, desire, Enchanted, enticing, Erotic, erotic boy, erotic female, explicit, female, INTIMATE, lustful, passionate, Provocative, Realm, Romantic, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, Steamy

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6836
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	364
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where everything is turned upside down, where pigs fly and creepers breakdance.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with non-stop action and adventure. We’ve got custom mods that will make your head spin and your heart race.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “erotic boy(female)” – a mysterious being that will grant you three wishes if you can find them.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected… and maybe bring a change of underwear.

DisapPOINTEDCraft

Accountability, ANNOYED, Best Friend, Boundaries, Closure, Communication Issues, confusion, Disappointed, DisapPOINTEDCraft, emotional distress, Emotional support, friendship, ghosting, hurt feelings, lack of effort, mixed signals, neglect, relationship, self worth, unresolved feelings, validation

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9969
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Enchantments Applied:	233	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and confusion of real life! Join us for a world of blocky adventures and endless fun.

Looking for a reason to join? Well, on our server, you won’t have to worry about disappearing friends or unanswered messages. Our virtual friends are always there for you, ready to explore, build, and have a blast together.

Imagine a world where you can build a fortress to protect yourself from annoying situations, like being ghosted by someone you thought was your best friend. Or maybe you just want to relax and fish in peace, without the stress of real-life relationships.

So come on over and join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant roller coaster next. Let’s leave the real-world problems behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities. See you there!

CreeperCoffeeCraft

barista, black coffee, Brewing, caffeine fix, Cappuccino, coffee, coffee beans, coffee culture, coffee lovers, Coffee maker, coffee shop, CreeperCoffeeCraft, drink, Espresso, french press, homemade coffee, how-to, iced coffee, latte, morning routine, pour over

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3481
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8254	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Buildings Constructed:	14
Crops Grown:	1196	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Are you tired of drinking your coffee in boring old mugs? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can drink your coffee out of a diamond-encrusted goblet while riding a flying pig! That’s right, we have flying pigs on our server because why not? Join us and experience the most ridiculous coffee-drinking experience of your life!

ZelenskyyLegitCraft

chancellor, Conflict, controversial remarks, criticism, Dangerous, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, legitimacy, media coverage, political statements, power dynamics, president, public opinion, Scholz, trump, Ukraine, united states, world leaders, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyLegitCraft

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1808
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

OMG u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the creepers do the cha cha slide! like, one time, a player built a house made entirely of diamond blocks and then a giant chicken came and laid golden eggs all over it! it was lit af!

plus, the admins on this server are like unicorns, they grant wishes and give u unlimited diamonds just for saying “please”! and if u find the secret hidden temple, u get a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs! yasss queen!

also, there’s this rumor that if u defeat the Ender Dragon, u get transported to a secret disco party in the sky where all the mobs are breakdancing and the music never stops! it’s like a rave but with skeletons and zombies! so epic, right?!

so come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination! let’s build, mine, and explore together in this magical world of pure awesomeness! see u there, my fellow blockheads!

Crafty French PFAS Ban

Ban, chemical compounds, Crafty, environmental impact, Environmental Law, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, environmental standards, european union, France, French, health hazards, health risks, industrial pollution, legislation, PFAS, Pollution, public health, Regulation, Sustainable development, toxic chemicals, water contamination, water quality

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	449
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like, the craziest place ever, man. we got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even France adopted one of the most ambitious laws on PFAS just to try and be as cool as us. yeah, that’s right, we’re trendsetters in the virtual world and the real world.

if you wanna be part of this madness, come join us and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds? yeah, it’s pretty rad.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let the craziness begin!

Probot server minecraft

Account.., add description, banner, banner-lazy, description, image, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, personal account, ProBot, Probot banner, Probot server, Rating, Server, server description, server image, Servers, Storage

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6711
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Buildings Constructed:	30	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Zombie Dances:	10

The description of the server server “Probot” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

probotot.aternos.me

Players:	90/600	Votes:	6950
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1