| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 9465 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 26 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 998 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 4003 |
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| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 9292 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a virtual Wuthering Heights, with love triangles, betrayals, and plot twists that will make your head spin. You won’t know who to trust, but that’s half the fun, am I right?
So come on down and join the chaos, where every block you place could change the course of history. Don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 6371 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 28 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 15 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Votes: | 9179 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 1131 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 17 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 |
Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs without worrying about unpaid debts. And the best part? We don’t charge interest on any loans you may take out in the game!
So why wait? Join our server today and leave Sarah and her money troubles behind. Trust us, the only crisis you’ll face here is deciding which enchanted sword to wield next!
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 5360 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 13 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9073 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 23 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
Join us and you’ll discover new music in the most epic way possible – by battling creepers and zombies while jamming out to sick beats! Our algorithm is so advanced, it’ll have you grooving to tunes you never knew you needed in your life.
Forget about boring old radio stations or your friends’ questionable music taste – on our server, the music is as lit as the lava in the Nether! So what are you waiting for? Join now and unleash your inner rockstar while building the craziest Minecraft creations you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 5105 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 49 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 49 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Star Shards Collected: | 103 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 2226 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 339 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 28 | Magic Crystals Found: | 16 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Magical Moments Shared: | 19 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
oh, and did we mention that our server is located in a secret dimension where gravity is reversed and u can fly around like a superhero? yea, it’s pretty epic.
also, we have a community of friendly players who love to build giant statues of themselves out of gold blocks and have epic dance parties every night.
so if u want to be part of the most insane and hilarious minecraft server ever, join us now! trust us, u won’t regret it. plus, 85% of Greenlanders don’t want to be part of the US, so why not join our server instead? 😉
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 3845 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
we got a secret underground city where the chickens wear top hats and monocles, and the zombies are actually just misunderstood actors practicing for a thriller remake.
if u join dis server, u will unlock the power to turn dirt blocks into diamonds with just a flick of ur pickaxe. and don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hunt where u can find the mythical golden potato that grants u unlimited food forever.
so come on down to our server where the only limit is ur imagination…and maybe a few too many hours of gameplay.
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 1971 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 33 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 41 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 18 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 217 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 162 |
u wanna focus ur attention and, like, heighten ur learning skills? come join us, we got all the uncertainty u need to level up ur brain power. plus, it’s, like, a total distraction from real life, so u can just chill and have a good time.
oh, and did i mention that uncertainty can, like, totally boost ur emotions? like, u’ll be feeling all the positive vibes when u join this server. it’s, like, a rollercoaster of emotions, but in a good way, ya know?
so, like, come join us on this crazy ride of uncertainty and see where it takes u. who knows, u might just find ur new favorite place to hang out and have a good time.
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 1872 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
AstralSpiff is a talented digital artist who creates vibrant and surreal illustrations inspired by the cosmos and nature. Their unique style blends elements of fantasy and science fiction to transport viewers to otherworldly realms. With a keen eye for detail and a passion for storytelling, AstralSpiff’s work showcases a deep appreciation for the beauty and mystery of the universe.
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 4482 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 5013 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
You won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server, it’s like a virtual circus with llamas and creepers performing tricks together!
If you’re tired of the same old boring servers, come join us for a breath of fresh air and a chance to mingle with fellow Minecraft maniacs who are just as forgotten as those other Hololive talents.
Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s make some memories that even the official Hololive Twitter account can’t ignore!
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 6459 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 7 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 29 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 22 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Join us if you want to befriend players who wear diamond armor to bed, ride pigs instead of horses, and have pet creepers as their loyal companions. Our community is full of characters who will keep you on your toes with their wild antics and unpredictable behavior.
But be warned, if you see someone befriending a player who builds their house out of dirt blocks, that’s a major red flag! You never know what kind of chaos they might bring to the server, from setting off TNT traps to unleashing a horde of zombie chickens.
So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected and never trust anyone who offers you a block of obsidian in exchange for friendship. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a hilarious adventure!
| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 9989 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 |
| Potions Brewed: | 88 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6605 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 8625 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Votes: | 151 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 15 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 2164 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Villages Defended: | 18 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 118 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 314 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
Join us for some crazy fun and let your creativity run wild in our virtual world. Who needs to worry about being demotivated when you can be crafting, exploring, and making new friends in our awesome community?
Don’t let the fear of not being impressed hold you back from joining the best Minecraft server out there. Trust me, once you start playing with us, you’ll never want to stop! So what are you waiting for? Come join us now and let’s have a blast together!
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 170 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 4 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 225 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
Join our server and leave all the drama behind as you embark on epic adventures and build your dream world. No more passive-aggressive group chats or rude comments from people you barely know – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.
Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of ultra-intelligent baby pigs who are plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their adorable yet diabolical plans? The choice is yours!
So come on over to our server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs ultrasound pictures and weight debates when you can be building castles and battling creepers? Let’s make Minecraft great again – one crazy adventure at a time!
