Nyutopia: Where Creepers Wear Tutus and Villagers Dance the Hula

academics, admissions, Alumni, campus, career services, college, CREEPERS, Dance, dorm life, education, financial aid, Hula, new york city, new york university, NYC, nyu, nyu pride, Nyutopia, research, scholarships, Student Life, Student Organizations, study abroad, Tutus, University, villagers, wear

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8374
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Secret Passages Found:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Chimeras Created:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT.

So why wait? Join us on this crazy, chaotic, and downright hilarious Minecraft server and see where the madness takes you. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – you never know what might happen next!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4484
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Dragon Eggs Found:	7099	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	812
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Alien Abductions:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Love Letters Sent:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	179

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3250
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	209010	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3416
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8839
Animals Bred:	85	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3220
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Love Letters Sent:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Divine Spears Created:	28
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	245
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Alien Abductions:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Villages Defended:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	10

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9093
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1793
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Votes:	1144

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	727
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mines Excavated:	4381	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5267
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	869
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Potions Brewed:	28	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ores Mined:	6540
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Chimeras Created:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6153
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dimension Hops:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6546
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Potions Brewed:	47	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7783
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3833
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Chimeras Created:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.