Join our server if you are from Asia!We also welcome non-Asian people (no offense) If you don’t mind the ping!We have friendly staff, just ask for help! But don’t beg.
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Chick’s with Dicks Minecraft Server
Are you tired of dealing with creepers in Minecraft? Well, fear no more, because on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for any kind of creepy behavior! Join us and fight against the travesty of open pedophilia and other sick sh*t that plagues other servers. Our community is filled with mentally sharp and sane players who will not stand for any nonsense. So join us now and help us wave goodbye to civil society down the road!
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DownUnder vs DesertDwellers Minecraft SMP Battle
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos.Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken race with all the other players. The winner gets a diamond block, but the losers have to wear chicken suits for a week.
But that’s not all! Our server events include epic battles against the Ender Dragon while riding pigs, building roller coasters that go through lava pits, and even hosting a fashion show where the best dressed player gets a pet zombie pigman.
So why wait? Join our wild and wacky SMP today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Oh, and did we mention that our server starts at 8:10 pm AEDT? Don’t miss out on the madness, join now!
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Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride llamas into battle, fight off zombie chickens with diamond swords, and build a castle made entirely of cheese!
But wait, there’s more! Our server also features secret dungeons filled with dancing pandas, a hidden treasure trove guarded by a giant rainbow unicorn, and a mini-game where you have to outsmart a group of mischievous villagers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!
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Sour Linkies on Social Media Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of evil chickens wielding diamond swords. But don’t worry, our resident superhero, Captain Carrot, swoops in to save the day with his trusty sidekick, Sir Squidsworth.
Feeling hungry? Head on over to our enchanted food court where the burgers are so delicious, they literally make you fly. And be sure to watch out for the mischievous Potato Bandit who steals fries right out of your inventory.
But that’s not all! Join our weekly dance parties at the lava disco, where the DJ is a literal fireball and the dance floor is made of obsidian. And don’t forget about our epic build battles where contestants have to construct a roller coaster using only dirt and TNT.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Just remember, it’s not a good look to miss out on all the fun!
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Tech Majors’ Pissed Off Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring tech majors trying to convince you that programming is the coolest thing ever? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be for those who think programming is a braindead hobby!Join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where building giant statues of potatoes is considered a work of art. Forget about coding and algorithms, here you can focus on more important things like creating the ultimate llama army or building a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.
Don’t be a pseud like those tech majors, join our server and discover the true meaning of fun in Minecraft. Who needs programming when you can ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a top hat made of diamonds? Trust us, you’ll wish you found this server 6 years ago!