LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where u can escape from all da craziness happenin in da real world like Hezbollah drones hittin nursing homes and rockets rainin on Israel during Yom Kippur.

On dis server, u can build ur own bomb shelter to hide from all da drama and even create ur own army of llamas to fight off any intruders. We got crazy mini-games like “Dodge the Rocket” and “Llama Wars” where u can show off ur skills and dominate da competition.

So come join us on dis wild ride and let’s escape reality together in da most epic way possible!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 105/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
Astral Amulets Crafted: 26 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
Blood Moons Survived: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
Mineshafts Explored: 3 Mines Excavated: 2112

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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