| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 21 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that make your tools indestructible. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted cows that shoot laser beams from their udders.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because things are about to get weird.
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7015 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Day 98 of our crazy adventures has us searching for like-minded degen players who are open-minded and ready for some ridiculous fun. From the UK? Perfect! Into diapers? Even better! We don’t discriminate based on age, gender, or diaper preference – we just want to have a good time!
So come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your diaper capacity). Who knows what kind of insane stories and shenanigans we’ll get into next! Don’t be abominable or vile, just be ready for a good time on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Farms Harvested: | 816 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
We’ve got players from all walks of life, just like the OP’s family. From generational wealth to struggling to make rent, our server is a melting pot of experiences. And just like the OP’s mom, our players have their fair share of pride and stubbornness.
But don’t worry, we promise not to make you work three jobs just to survive on our server. Instead, you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content. And if you ever need to share your truth like the OP did, we’ve got a supportive community ready to listen (and maybe shed a tear or two).
So come join us on our server, where the drama is virtual but the fun is real! Who needs alimony and child support when you’ve got diamonds and creepers to worry about?
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Witness the intense guilt trip of a husband who feels responsible for his aunt’s demise, blaming his wife for the family rift. Will he choose his job or his family’s demands? Find out on our server!
Experience the thrill of a stay-at-home mom navigating her daughter’s social-emotional struggles while dealing with in-laws who want them to move across the country. Will she stand her ground or give in to the pressure?
Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions, guilt trips, and family drama that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Who needs monsters and zombies when you have in-laws and siblings to battle with? Don’t miss out on the ultimate Minecraft soap opera experience!
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 25 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with enchanted carrots. Trust us, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!
But that’s not all – we also have a hidden village populated entirely by talking cows who will challenge you to epic dance battles for rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even discover a portal to a dimension where gravity is reversed and you can build your dream house floating in the sky!
So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown on a daily basis!
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 15 | Ores Mined: | 977 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
We got a crazy countdown going on, where we gotta reduce plastic littering by 32% by 2035. That’s like 8.1 million tons of plastic, dude! But don’t worry, we got this! We’re gonna clean up those oceans like nobody’s business!
Join us on this epic quest to save the marine life and make the oceans plastic-free by 2050! We’re gonna build, mine, and craft our way to a cleaner world, one block at a time. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and make a difference! Let’s do this, gamers!
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 36 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 31 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Welcome to 🐸FrogCraft🐸! |
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| We are a 1.21 survival server with: |
| 🗳️ – Polls for everything on the server |
| 🌐 – A small +10,000 to -10,000 block wide world border |
| ⚔️ – Teams for you and your friends to create and join! |
| 🗣️ – Simple Voice Chat for you and your friends! |
| 🛡️ – Claims to prevent players from griefing your home |
| 🗺️ – Dynmap to help you find the perfect spot to live |
If you want to check it out, join using the information below!
We DO support Bedrock Edition as well!
Server IP: play.frogcraft.live BEDROCK PORT: 3934
And if you want to follow up on the server, check out our Discord server as well!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is there a world border on the server? | Yes, the server has a small +10,000 to -10,000 block wide world border. |
| Do you support Bedrock Edition? | Yes, we do support Bedrock Edition as well. |
| Do new members spawn with a pet frog? | Yes, all new members spawn with a pet frog on our server. |
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 16 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 132 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 22 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground Pokeverse where you can battle it out with other trainers and show off your skills. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the mystical Rainbow Pikachu, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
But that’s not all! We also have a thriving community of players who are always down for a good time. Whether you want to build a giant statue of a Magikarp or organize a group raid on the Ender Dragon, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the fun. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate Pokemon master and earn the title of Champion of the Pokeverse!
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Looking for a break from solo-parenting on weekends? Look no further, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun. With our virtual world, you can explore new realms and conquer challenges without any complaints from your spouse.
Need some time for yourself? Our server offers the ultimate escape from reality, where you can build friendships with other players and embark on wild quests. Say goodbye to arguments about work hours and hello to a world of endless possibilities!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real world behind. Who needs marriage counseling when you have virtual adventures waiting for you?
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 175 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
We promise no one will force you to call them “mom” or “dad” in this virtual world. You can be the ruler of your own Minecraft kingdom without any unwanted family members trying to take over.
So if you’re tired of real-life family issues and just want to focus on building the coolest Minecraft castle, join our server now! Who needs a step-mom when you have a diamond sword and a loyal army of wolves by your side?
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 8716 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We have a secret underground base where we hold weekly llama races, and the winner gets a diamond horse armor!
But that’s not all – we also have a giant chicken statue that shoots fireballs at unsuspecting players. And don’t even get me started on our pet creeper farm, where we breed explosive companions to help us in battle.
So if you’re looking for a server that will make you question reality and leave you laughing until you cry, then join us today! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 20 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 328 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Join us and experience the wonders of building a roller coaster made entirely out of cheese, battling zombie llamas with laser eyes, and mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken.
Our server is so wild, even Steve Jobs himself would be impressed with the level of innovation and madness we bring to the table. So come on over and let your imagination run wild (just make sure to stay hydrated and have some snacks on hand, because things are about to get trippy)!
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 60 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
