| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 1453 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
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| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 8541 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 99 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 22 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7336 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 3495 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Farms Harvested: | 444 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 28 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 95 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 9117 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | Divine Spears Created: | 22 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 46 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 5963 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 9648 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 25 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 38 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 11 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 46 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 3267 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 200 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2422 | Star Shards Collected: | 177 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 5504 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 170 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 50 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 8448 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 58 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 5970 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 238 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 48 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 4245 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 16 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 27 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Love Letters Sent: | 8 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 3487 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
| Emeralds Found: | 970 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 6689 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 23 | Epic Quests Completed: | 14 |
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 1447 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 14 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1546 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 257 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 63 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Runes Activated: | 6 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 1860 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 24 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2690 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 2074 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6167 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 | Votes: | 9960 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
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| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 4074 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 27 | Divine Spears Created: | 16 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
