so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 93/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Magical Moments Shared: 27
Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
Dragon Eggs Found: 1226 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • TrickOrTreatNotTradeForDiwali

    TrickOrTreatNotTradeForDiwali
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your co-parenting situation? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this story.

    Imagine trading Halloween for Diwali celebrations on our server – where you can trick-or-treat one minute and do Puja the next! Will you choose Halloween or Diwali? Or maybe both? The choice is yours, just like the custody agreement in this wild tale.

    Experience the rush of travel, the thrill of cultural experiences, and the chaos of trying to balance it all. Will you be able to navigate through the craziness like this mom did? Only one way to find out – join our server now for a truly unique and unforgettable gaming experience!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 12 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 491 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Minecraft SMP: AndroidGamez

    Minecraft SMP: AndroidGamez
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs. Our server is so bonkers that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 48 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 61
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • CraftyComfortFood

    CraftyComfortFood
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comfort food for your Minecraft cravings!

    Join us for a wild ride where the pigs ride on top of the creepers, the chickens lay golden eggs, and the cows moo in perfect harmony. Our server is so deliciously fun that even the Ender Dragon wants a taste!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden dungeon full of enchanted cookies guarded by a pack of zombie chefs. And rumor has it that if you can defeat them, you’ll unlock the recipe for the most mouth-watering cake in all of Minecraftia.

    So come on down and join us for a server experience that’s tastier than a stack of golden apples! Who needs comfort food when you have our server to satisfy all your cravings?

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 656
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24 Love Letters Sent: 12

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • CraftyBlowbackIsrael

    CraftyBlowbackIsrael
    lol join our epic minecraft server where we blow up stuff bigger than iran blowin up israel! we got crazy pvp battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer all the land. our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your pants off with all the shenanigans that go down. plus, we have secret hidden treasures that will make you richer than a diamond mine. come join the madness and be part of the chaos!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Divine Spears Created: 24
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 2163

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Pixel Pervs Anonymous

    Pixel Pervs Anonymous
    So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. You gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll be missing out on all the crazy fun shenanigans we got going on here.

    Like, we got this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken out of diamonds. And get this, every time someone tries to touch it, it shoots out fireballs and plays the chicken dance song. It’s like, so epic, dude.

    And, like, if you join, you’ll get access to our secret underground disco party room where all the mobs come to boogie down. It’s like, a rave in the caves, man.

    Plus, we have this one player who built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends with a splash landing in a pool of lava. It’s like, the most intense ride ever, bro.

    So, like, if you wanna have a blast and make some new friends who are just as crazy as you, then you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Potions Brewed: 76
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Towns Built: 9
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 23 Elemental Crystals Collected: 54

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Insomniac Slumber Party: Where you can mine all night and sleep all day, no rest for the blocks!

    Insomniac Slumber Party: Where you can mine all night and sleep all day, no rest for the blocks!

    Insomniacs SMP – The Minecraft Server That Never Sleeps!

    Hey there, night owls! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s up and active 24/7, just like you? Then come join Insomniacs SMP—where creativity and adventure never rest! This is a Minecraft Bedrock server with plenty of add-ons to enhance your gameplay, and we provide links to all of them on our server.

    Why Join Insomniacs SMP?

    Active and Supportive Staff
    Growing Community
    Always Active
    Laid-back Vibes

    Server Staff

    Owner Billyjr(Definitely Real)
    Founder Fumi/Sam
    Co-Founder Deadpool
    Head of Admins (HOA) Cody
    Head of Staff (HOS) Existing
    Admins Existing, Cody, Deadpool

    Ready to dive into chaos and adventure? Join us now and help create and rebuild a world that’s full of excitement!

    Discord Link: https://discord.gg/9aQEP4XG3t

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    1. How do I join the server?

    To join the server, simply click on the Discord link provided above and follow the instructions in our Discord server to get access to the Minecraft server.

    2. Are there any specific rules on the server?

    Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must adhere to in order to maintain a fun and friendly environment. These rules are listed in our Discord server.

    3. Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    Absolutely! We welcome new players and encourage our current players to invite their friends to join the Insomniacs SMP community.

    4. Are there any specific gameplay modes on the server?

    Our server offers a variety of gameplay modes to cater to different preferences. Whether you’re into survival, creative, or minigames, there’s something for everyone on Insomniacs SMP.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Falling into the Void: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 16 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 74
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
    Love Letters Sent: 13 Battle Standards Raised: 15

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • MeowCraft Minecraft Server

    MeowCraft Minecraft Server
    > Join our Minecraft server and become the most fabulous player in the game! We have custom hairstyles, skincare routines, and even a bleach your asshole feature for that extra glow! Who needs women when you can be the hottest player in the virtual world? Join now and slay with your fabulousness!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Falling into the Void: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Mythical Relics Collected: 13

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • The Space Cowboy Minecraft SMP

    The Space Cowboy Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is about to be hit with something so crazy, so mind-blowing, that you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

    Rumor has it that on October 10th at 3pm, something mysterious and unknown is going to descend upon our server. Some say it’s a giant pink unicorn with laser eyes, others say it’s a herd of flying pigs. Whatever it is, one thing is for sure – it’s going to be epic!

    Join us if you dare, and witness the madness unfold before your very eyes. Who knows what kind of chaos will ensue when this mysterious event finally arrives? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly unforgettable. See you there, if you’re brave enough!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 38 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • SubredditSMP – What’s Yours?

    SubredditSMP – What’s Yours?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules (except for the ones we make up as we go along, of course).

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink llamas stampede through your base, knocking over all your chests and stealing your precious loot. Or maybe you’re out exploring the vast world when you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Anything can happen on our server, and we mean anything.

    But that’s not all! We have regular events like skydiving competitions where you have to jump off the tallest tower and try to land in a tiny pool of water below, or our infamous “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct the craziest, most outlandish structures they can think of in a race against time.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare for the ride of your life. Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. See you in game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • FerretFrenzyCraft

    FerretFrenzyCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of ferrets who have taken over the virtual world! That’s right, these furry little creatures have built an empire in Minecraft and they’re looking for new recruits to join their ranks.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our ferret overlords have promised to bestow upon all new players the power of unlimited diamond armor. That’s right, you’ll be decked out in bling bling like never before!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel on the server that leads to a hidden treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and emerald blocks. Only the bravest and most cunning players will be able to find it, so get ready for the ultimate treasure hunt!

    So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure with our ferret friends, join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, ferret-filled world!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 10 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • SyriaCraft: Russian Base Raid

    SyriaCraft: Russian Base Raid
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, fam! We out here makin’ moves like Israel strikin’ near a Russian air base in Syria, but with blocks and creepers instead of bombs and planes, ya feel me?

    We got a whole lotta crazy stuff goin’ on in this server. Like, one time, a player built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs and started a whole new economy in the game. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive PvP battle that lasted for days, with players teaming up and betraying each other left and right.

    But wait, there’s more! We got secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, hidden portals to other dimensions, and even a talking cow who gives out quests for epic rewards. Plus, our community is super friendly and always down for a good laugh.

    So come on and join us, cuz this server is poppin’ off like a firework on New Year’s Eve. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 27 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Chimeras Created: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Toothbrushes & Metal Tools

    Toothbrushes & Metal Tools
    join our epic minecraft server where dentists are banned and you can mine and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about your teeth! we have a secret underground city made entirely out of toothbrushes and dental floss, guarded by giant tooth fairies who will trade you diamonds for your cavities. our server is so lit, even herobrine is scared to log on! come join us and experience the craziest dental-free adventure of your life!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Donut Hole Minecraft Server

    Donut Hole Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is a remake of a classic…but with a twist! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing llamas appear, throwing emeralds at you while singing “Baby Shark” in perfect harmony. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a massive watermelon eating contest with the Ender Dragon as the judge? The possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11
    Emeralds Found: 2005 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • PorchPiratePunisher

    PorchPiratePunisher
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the thieves who stole iPhones off someone’s porch? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the porch pirates would be impressed.

    Join our server for a chance to catch thieves, build your own security system, and protect your virtual loot. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a conspiracy involving Fed-Ex and cellphone thefts – it’s like a real-life mystery, but in Minecraft!

    But beware, not everyone on the server may have the same views on justice. You might encounter players who think stealing is okay as long as there’s a “backstory” or players who believe in consequences no matter what. It’s a battle of morals and Minecraft skills!

    So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a stolen iPhone case, join us now. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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