| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 3669 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 18 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Crops Grown: | 5654 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5436 | Potions Brewed: | 72 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 |
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| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 1784 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 8517 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 9215 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3734 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 4699 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Join us and let off steam by building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring endless possibilities. No need to worry about losing your ball here – unless a creeper blows it up, that is!
Our community is full of responsible pet owners who will never let their dogs destroy your precious items. And if they do, just ask for a new one and they’ll gladly oblige – in Minecraft, of course!
So come on, leave the real world drama behind and join our server for some epic adventures and laughs. Who knows, you might even find a virtual ball to play fetch with!
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 7199 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 38 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 26 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly being ignored by your fellow players, just like how BIL ignores your requests to keep the bathroom window open. Watch as your virtual houseguests take advantage of your hospitality and refuse to clean up after themselves, just like BIL and his dirty clothes.
But wait, there’s more! Our server offers the ultimate challenge of dealing with entitled and arrogant players who think they can just mooch off of you forever. Experience the tension and strain of living with someone who just won’t leave, all while trying to maintain your sanity in a world filled with chaos.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and test your patience to the max, join us now! Who needs therapy when you can play on our server and experience the ultimate emotional rollercoaster?
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 6714 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 27 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 5894 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 12 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 20 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more. The PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog eating contest, and the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the shopping district, it’s like a mall but with llamas as security guards and parrots as cashiers. And the best part? The nether is actually a tropical beach with pigmen in hula skirts serving you drinks with little umbrellas in them.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, a rollercoaster of chaos and fun and memes and just pure awesomeness. See you there, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 1867 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 9 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 199 | Farms Harvested: | 942 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 168 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 6460 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 123 | Epic Quests Completed: | 26 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Love Letters Sent: | 17 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
join our minecraft server and be part of the action! build your own trade empire and take down your enemies with tariffs and sanctions. it’s gonna be epic, eh?
plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the fallout of the trade war. trust us, you’re gonna need it when things get crazy.
so come on, eh? join our server and let’s show those red states and trump allies who’s boss in the world of trade wars. it’s gonna be a boot stompin’ good time, eh?
| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 6823 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 5618 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 86 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 5608 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4071 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 25 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| About TCT |
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| IP: thecraftytable.com |
Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.
We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.
Our plugins:
What makes us unique?
One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.
We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.
We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.
Key links:
TCT News: This weekend is our reset of our resetting overworld, desert and raid end!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What version is the server currently on? | We recently did a hard reset of our server for version 1.21.1. |
| When are your community meetings held? | Our community meetings are held on Saturdays at 8pm GMT. |
| How can I suggest changes for the server? | You can suggest changes through our Discord channel where proposals are discussed and voted on by the community. |
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 9075 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 7 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 17 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 24 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 36 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling evil mobs while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples.
Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether with a bunch of dancing creepers.
And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – they’re crazier than a chicken trying to ride a pig.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer the blocky world together!
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 3055 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9887 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Crops Grown: | 1117 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad’s fiancée telling you to “check yourself” or dropping F-bombs on you. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who just want to have fun and enjoy the game.
Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about missing out on family movie nights because your dad is glued to his phone. In fact, our server is so engaging that you won’t even want to look at your phone while playing!
So, if you’re looking for a drama-free, phone-free, and F-bomb-free environment to unwind and relax, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real life when you have a virtual world full of fun and adventure waiting for you?
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 4277 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
Immerse yourself in a world where logic and reason are thrown out the window, just like how my BF refuses to believe that the ACP is no longer a thing. Will you be the one to finally convince him that the program is gone, or will you join him in his quest to sign up for something that doesn’t exist?
With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, our Minecraft server will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaos of the ACP (or lack thereof) on our server!
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 5137 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 38 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
And get this, the server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep, it’s lit AF. Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes.
Oh, and did I mention that the admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if you sacrifice a stack of emeralds? Yeah, it’s totally legit, I wished for a pet unicorn and now I ride around on rainbows spreading glitter everywhere.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where your last Google search could be the key to your ultimate demise (unless it’s how to survive a zombie apocalypse, then you’re golden). See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 5076 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4879 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 9270 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 21 | Animals Bred: | 78 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
