so like, u know that one time when Zelenskyy was all like “yo Trump, we gonna have nukes or join NATO, pick one bro”? well, that’s basically the vibe of this server. we got mad choices, like do u wanna build a nuclear reactor or join a gang of NATO soldiers? it’s wild out here, man. come join us and make some crazy decisions, just like Zelenskyy and Trump. who knows, maybe u’ll end up ruling the world or something. lolz.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 94/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
Astral Amulets Crafted: 40 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
Chimeras Created: 4 Farms Harvested: 253
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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