so like, u know that one time when Zelenskyy was all like “yo Trump, we gonna have nukes or join NATO, pick one bro”? well, that’s basically the vibe of this server. we got mad choices, like do u wanna build a nuclear reactor or join a gang of NATO soldiers? it’s wild out here, man. come join us and make some crazy decisions, just like Zelenskyy and Trump. who knows, maybe u’ll end up ruling the world or something. lolz.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 104/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
Magical Moments Shared: 30 Falling into the Void: 0
Mythical Quests Completed: 32 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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