so like, u know that one time when Zelenskyy was all like “yo Trump, we gonna have nukes or join NATO, pick one bro”? well, that’s basically the vibe of this server. we got mad choices, like do u wanna build a nuclear reactor or join a gang of NATO soldiers? it’s wild out here, man. come join us and make some crazy decisions, just like Zelenskyy and Trump. who knows, maybe u’ll end up ruling the world or something. lolz.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 95/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
Mythical Quests Completed: 16 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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