so like, u know that one time when Zelenskyy was all like “yo Trump, we gonna have nukes or join NATO, pick one bro”? well, that’s basically the vibe of this server. we got mad choices, like do u wanna build a nuclear reactor or join a gang of NATO soldiers? it’s wild out here, man. come join us and make some crazy decisions, just like Zelenskyy and Trump. who knows, maybe u’ll end up ruling the world or something. lolz.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
Treasure Maps Found: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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