lol imagine if Italy was like “yo let’s bring back nuclear energy after 35 years of chillin’ without it” like they just woke up from a nap and were like “oh yeah, we had reactors once, let’s fire those bad boys back up!”

come join our minecraft server where we have reactors that never shut down cuz we’re always partying and making energy like it’s nobody’s business. we’re like Italy but on steroids, except our reactors are totally safe and won’t blow up your house (unless you want them to, then we can arrange that too).

so come on over and join the fun, we’ve got glowing green blocks and radioactive sheep, it’s a blast (literally, sometimes). who needs Italy when you can have our crazy server of nuclear madness? let’s get glowing, baby! 🚀🔥🐑

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 100/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
Treasure Maps Found: 13 Volcanoes Explored: 3
Horror Stories Survived: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
Animals Bred: 181 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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