lol u know what else is sinking? ur boring old minecraft server. come join ours, where the only thing sinking is ur enemies in pvp battles. our server is so lit, even china’s nuclear submarine wants to join but they sank in the dock instead. come build ur dream base, mine for diamonds, and ride on flying pigs (yes, we have those). don’t miss out on the fun, join now before ur mom grounds u for playing too much minecraft.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 103/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Animals Bred: 47
Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
Blood Moons Survived: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
Demon Skulls Collected: 30 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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