NukeCraft Server: ZapOut Blackout!

blackout, crisis management., critical infrastructure, Electricity Supply, emergency situation, energy crisis, energy grid, european union, geopolitical tensions, international relations, national security, nuclear energy, Nuclear Plant, nuclear safety, nukecraft, power outage, Russian attack, Server, SUBSTATION, Ukraine, war conflict, Zaporizhzhia, ZapOut

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4553
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Farms Harvested:	460
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of surviving a nuclear apocalypse in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the Zaporizhzhia nuclear plant is on the verge of blackout after a Russian attack on the substation.

But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our insane survival challenges. Can you build a shelter strong enough to withstand the radiation? Can you scavenge enough resources to keep yourself alive in this post-apocalyptic world? Can you outsmart the Russian attackers and save the day?

Join us now for a wild ride filled with explosions, radiation, and epic battles. Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have a nuclear apocalypse adventure? Let’s goooooo!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8532
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7140
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2211
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Alien Abductions:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9519
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9254
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Potions Brewed:	79	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Mines Excavated:	1839	Falling into the Void:	2

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7537
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Gods Slained:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Potions Brewed:	195

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3246
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8039

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	919
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	603	New Chunks Explored:	497437
Crops Grown:	9425	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Divine Spears Created:	23	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Falling into the Void:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2089
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7394
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2329
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Secret Passages Found:	8	Star Shards Collected:	140
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	1652	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5651
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Towns Built:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Emeralds Found:	7301	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4290
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Divine Spears Created:	24	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8636
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9802
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	198
Chimeras Created:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Gods Slained:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?