NukeCraft Server: Lukashenko’s Wild Claims

aggression, Belarus, Claims, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Government, international relations, Lukashenko, Lukashenkos, Military, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Politics, provocation, russia, SECURITY, Server, Statement, Tension, threat, Ukraine, War, Wild

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna blow stuff up in minecraft? well, this server is the place for u! we have so many crazy explosions and chaos that u won’t know what hit u!

imagine this: u and ur friends are building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, a giant creeper comes out of nowhere and blows it all up! but don’t worry, cuz that’s just the beginning of the fun on this server!

we also have insane pvp battles where u can show off ur skills and dominate the competition. trust me, u won’t find a more intense and hilarious server anywhere else!

join now and experience the madness for urself. who knows, u might even become the ruler of this crazy world!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Star Shards Collected:	273

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

⭕️ 50 BOSSES ⭕️ Minecraft server

50 BOSSES, armor, attributes, boss fighter, Bosses, Clans, Classes, dialogues, Donations, Economy, Events, Fishing system, Hardcore, inventory system, learning, leveling up, Magic, Magik, mobs, No Dupe, Pirate, PvP, Quest System, Quests, RPG, RPG Ilium, Russian, Skills, Survival, texture pack, Vanilla, weapons, Without Launcher

BOSS FIGHTER – 1.19.4

– Kill the boss to move on to leveling up! All bosses are unique with their own features! You just need to kill bosses!

– New character leveling system – random ranks from the weakest N to the strongest SSS rank. With different attributes and leveling.

– RPG inventory system (with rings, bracelets, gloves, artifacts and amulets)

– Beautiful texture pack with lots of weapons, items and armor (more than 100 pieces) / more than 30 unique bosses on the server.

– New fishing system (no more AFK fishing)

? RPG Ilium – 1.16.5

– Cool quest system, convenient and most importantly with dialogues!– Classes, attributes, skills– Textures– Lots of mobs and bosses

? Magik – 1.16.5

– Leveling up and learning magic– Bosses and mobs– Lots of quests

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Star Shards Collected:	250	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

False SMP: Where vanilla is just a state of mind

balance, commands, Community, false, Farm, Features, gameplay, Griefing, interactions, Mind, multiplayer, PvP, Raid, Rail Duping, Server, smp, State, Support, Survival, System, ticket, Tnt, Vanilla, world

Information:
IP:	truesmp.org
Version:	1.21.1
Platform:	Java
Location:	United States
View Distance:	10
World opened:	9/7/2024

About:

We are a community-centric survival world that strives to strike a balance between vanilla gameplay and multiplayer features that keep people engaged. We allow core features like griefing and open world PvP while also providing custom TP commands for limited interactions.

Gameplay:

Vanilla as possible:

Nether roof and bedrock breaking are allowed. Players are encouraged to create any vanilla farms they desire, including stacking raid farms. TNT and rail duping are also permitted. Our server aims to enhance the community experience while maintaining classic Minecraft gameplay elements.

FAQ:

1. Can I create custom farms on the server?

Yes, players are encouraged to create any vanilla farms they desire, as long as they adhere to the server rules.

2. Are griefing and PvP allowed on the server?

Yes, griefing and open world PvP are permitted on the server to add an element of challenge to gameplay.

3. Is there a support system in place for any issues I encounter on the server?

Yes, we have a #support ticket system in place for players to report any issues they encounter while playing on the server.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1485
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

This Close Minecraft Server

abroad, Adventure, close, Country, culture, Destination, Experience, Explore, Foreign, International, Journey, Minecraft, near.., Overseas, Server, SightSeeing, Tourist, travel, trip, vacation, Visit, Wanderlust

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at!

Join us and embark on epic adventures filled with llamas that can breakdance, chickens that can do the cha-cha, and pigs that moonwalk like Michael Jackson.

Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land riding a giant diamond sword and challenging players to dance-offs for epic loot.

But beware, the land is also inhabited by mischievous creepers who have a penchant for wearing top hats and monocles. They may explode your creations, but at least they’ll do it with style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional dancing llama).

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Animals Bred:	60
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Minecraft SMP – Magic The Gathering Arena General

Announcements, Arena, brawl decks, Cards, Decks, duskmourn, free codes, Gathering, general, KAITO, Leyline of Mutation, Magic, magic the gathering arena, MagicCon Las Vegas, Minecraft, mtgag, News, preorder, reminders, September 24, smp, Store, tq, useful links, Winter Duskmourn, Zimone

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the leyline of mutation has caused chaos and hilarity to ensue! Preorder the Kaito, Zimone, and Winter duskmourn bundles to unlock special powers like turning into a chicken every time you jump.

We have five new brawl decks available in the store, but be warned, one of them is filled with explosive sheep that randomly detonate when you draw a card. Duskmourn is coming to the arena on September 24, so get ready to battle mutated creatures with tentacles for arms and laser eyes.

Join us at MagicCon Las Vegas on October 25-27, where we will have a live Minecraft SMP tournament with prizes like diamond-encrusted pickaxes and enchanted armor. Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your mutated creations and compete against other players in epic battles.

If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, from riding mutant pigs into battle to building a fortress out of enchanted cake, then this is the place for you. So grab your sword, saddle up your mutated steed, and join us on this wild and wacky adventure!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Void Gems Collected:	36
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MineCrafter’s Academic Awards Server

ACADEMIC, academic achievement, Awards, Balancing, ceremony, Communication, Conflict, dance competition, Decision making, Dilemma, emotions, family, father son bond, father-daughter bond, Fatherhood, Guilt, Minecrafters, parenting, Prioritizing, relationships, Server, Support, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the struggles of balancing family events and virtual block-building adventures! Join us for a chance to escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster.

Just like this dad trying to juggle his son’s dance competition and his daughter’s academic award ceremony, you’ll have to make tough decisions in our server. Will you prioritize mining for diamonds or exploring new biomes? The choice is yours!

But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for favoring one activity over the other. In fact, we encourage you to embrace your inner breakdancer and show off your moves in our virtual dance battles. Who knows, maybe you’ll impress the virtual crowd and earn some in-game awards!

So come join us on our server where family drama takes a backseat to epic adventures and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. Plus, we promise not to make you choose between attending an award ceremony and a dance competition – unless it’s a virtual award ceremony for the best block builder, then all bets are off!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

LaptopLustCraft

Assistance, blender, Boundaries, bragging, college, Communication, Expectations, finances, Generosity, Gifts, groceries, grown man, laptop, LaptopLustCraft, Purchases, relationship, self-sufficiency, Stingy, Storm, Support

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like a 35F dealing with a 44M who thinks she should buy him a laptop! Join us for a virtual world where you don’t have to worry about stingy partners or storm-damaged apartments.

On our server, you can build your dream laptop out of virtual blocks and never have to worry about someone calling you stingy for not giving away your belongings. We offer a safe space where you can focus on crafting and exploring, without the pressure of buying expensive gifts for your significant other.

So come join us and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs a blender when you can create amazing structures in Minecraft? Plus, we promise not to brag about buying groceries – unless it’s virtual food for your Minecraft character, of course.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into buying them a laptop – just come play on our server instead!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1908

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

ZelenskiyCraft: Slow Arms, High Losses

aid, ARMS, arms supplies, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, devastation, eastern europe, Europe, Government, HIGH, high losses, International, Losses, Military, Politics, russia, Slow, Support, Tragedy, Ukraine, War, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

come join our epic minecraft server where we give out free diamond armor to all players who can survive a zombie apocalypse in game! ukraine suffering high losses? not on our server! we have unlimited arms supplies and our president is a pro at pvp. join now and help us defeat the zombies with your epic building skills and insane redstone contraptions. plus, did we mention our secret underground base filled with treasure? you won’t find that on any other server, trust us. come join the fun and let’s show those zombies who’s boss!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Endless Night Skies:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Void Gems Collected:	40
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Surviving on too much Jolt [SMP] 1.21.1+ Community Anti-Grief Economy McMMO

1.21.1, Antigrief, Auctions, Chest Shops, Community, Cosmetics, Discord, Economy, Jolt, Live Map, MCMMO, No Advertising, No Duping, no exploits, no glitches, No Griefing, No hacking, no hate speech, no slurs, no spam, No Toxicity, No X-ray, Player Warps, player-driven economy, resource mines, smp, Surviving, Vanilla

Jolt Minecraft Server
Founded	Late 2019
Focus	Community SMP with a fun and friendly environment
Features	24/7 uptime Claim land with golden shovel Player driven economy Simple McMMO setup Backpacks for inventory expansion Loot crate keys Resetting resource mines Player warps Live map Discord community

FAQ

1. Can I join the server?

Yes, you can join us at play.joltsurvival.net

2. Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, we have rules against hacking, griefing, hate speech, toxicity, spam, advertising, exploits, glitches, duping, and x-ray. Please refer to the rules section above for more details.

3. What happens if I break the rules?

Breaking the rules can result in warnings, mutes, bans, or rollbacks of progress. Please ensure you follow the rules to have an enjoyable experience on the server.

4. How can I participate in the player economy?

You can participate in the player economy by setting up chest shops, participating in auctions, and utilizing the various features provided for trading and selling items.

5. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is strictly prohibited on the server. Players who engage in griefing can face warnings, mutes, or perm-bans depending on the severity of the offense.

6. Can I use mods on the server?

We do not allow hacking, exploits, or x-ray mods on the server. Please refer to the rules section above for more information on acceptable and prohibited mods.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Towns Built:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PixelPals – Minecraft Server

Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Character References, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Minecraft, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Official Schedule, Official twitter, Official Website, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, PixelPals, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Server, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Twitch Archive Channels, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where the official schedule is so jam-packed with epic events that even Endermen are lining up to join!

Join us and you might just run into Lia the Ashelia, who once defeated a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot. Or how about meeting Utatane Nasa, who can build a castle faster than you can say “creeper explosion”?

And don’t even get us started on Hakushika Iori – rumor has it they once tamed a pack of wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of skeletons. Plus, Fujikura Uruka is known for building the most epic roller coasters in all of Minecraft – you won’t want to miss out on that thrill ride!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just stumble upon Dizzy Dokuro, who has a secret stash of diamonds bigger than a dragon’s hoard. Or maybe you’ll come across Jelly Hoshiumi, who can fish up enchanted gear like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep – trust us, it’s a real thing.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Anime Lover Minecraft SMP

animated series, Anime, anime art, anime characters, anime conventions, anime merchandise, anime quotes, anime soundtrack, binge watching, COSPLAY, fan community, Fandom, favorite shows, japanese animation, Japanese culture, love, Lover, Manga, Minecraft, Obsession, Otaku, Passion, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people take themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Our SMP is filled with anime lovers who will scream “NANI?!” every time they die in game. We have a secret underground base filled with body pillows and ramen noodles for all your weeb needs. Join us for epic battles where we roleplay as our favorite anime characters and shout out our special move names before attacking. Plus, every new player gets their very own waifu bodyguard to protect them from creepers. So come join us and let’s make Minecraft kawaii again!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Chimeras Created:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

GiftCardGang Minecraft Server

aita, anniversary, christmas gift, Communication, Explanation, feelings, gift card, Gift ideas, GiftCardGang, Guilt, husband, jewelry, Lululemon, Minecraft, misunderstanding, overthinking, Promotion, Purchase, rangefinder, separate gift, Server, SPENDING

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more confusing than this gift-giving situation? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But here’s the catch – every time they tried to grab a diamond, a creeper would explode right in their face! Talk about a blast!

But that’s not all! Our server is so unpredictable that you’ll never know what to expect next. One minute you could be building a majestic castle, and the next minute you could be in a heated battle with a horde of zombie chickens. It’s madness, I tell you!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and leave you scratching your head in confusion, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation more baffling than trying to figure out gift card math.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	207311	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

HearingAidCrafters

assistive devices, Communication, communication tools, Conversation, dementia, Empathy, family, Frustration, Glasses, health, hearing aids, hearing loss, HearingAidCrafters, mental health, patience, refusal, relationships, Support, Therapy, therapy suggestion, Understanding, Vanity

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where the only way to communicate is through Morse code! That’s right, we have players tapping out messages on their keyboards like they’re in the middle of a spy mission.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to decipher messages from your fellow players while dodging creepers and zombies. It’s a whole new level of gameplay that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart, whichever you prefer).

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively through interpretive dance. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of blocky characters busting out their best moves to convey important information.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where communication is key, even if it means learning Morse code or perfecting your dance moves. Who needs hearing aids when you have Minecraft?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Animals Bred:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Emeralds Found:	2479

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

BlockyBootyLand

adult entertainment, BlockyBootyLand, consumer behavior, digital content, digital economy, Digital Media, digital nudity, entertainment industry, internet culture, online payments, online privacy, online purchases, online security, online spending, Online Subscriptions, online transactions, paying for content, personal choice, premium content, subscription services

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether! We’ve got pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and even a secret underground club where the Ender Dragon likes to hang out.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Booty Beach, where players can find rare treasures buried in the sand. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the Mushroom Kingdom, where everything is upside down and the cows speak in rhymes.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the zombies do the Thriller dance, the skeletons wear sunglasses, and the villagers throw wild parties every night? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and let the madness begin!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Void Gems Collected:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SinaloaCartelMCServer – Play Responsibly!

crime, criminal activity, criminal organizations, drug cartel, drug cartels, drug trafficking, drug violence, drug war, escalation, Government, law enforcement, Mexican government, mexico, north Mexico, organized crime, Play, president, RESPONSIBILITY, responsibly, SECURITY, Sinaloa Cartel, SinaloaCartelMCServer, violence

come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than the Sinaloa cartel in Mexico! our president is constantly asking players to act “responsibly” as the violence escalates in the north…of our server map! but don’t worry, we have plenty of fun and games to distract you from the chaos. build your own drug empire or just chill and mine for diamonds, the choice is yours! join now for a wild ride that will make you forget all about real world problems. VIVA LA MINECRAFT!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7034
Runes Activated:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MetaCraft: No Russian News

Bans, Censorship, Communication, current events, Disinformation, facebook, freedom of speech, global news, government control, information warfare, internet, Journalism, media regulation, Meta, metacraft, News, Politics, Propaganda, Russian, Russian state media, social media, Technology

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you gotta join because, like, we got a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds, like, so many you’ll be rollin’ in ’em like a pig in mud.

also, like, we have this crazy story about how the Facebook owner, Meta, banned Russian state media outlets because they were tryin’ to steal all the villagers’ crops in the game. like, can you believe that? those sneaky Russians tryin’ to ruin our fun.

plus, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players and show ’em who’s boss. like, you’ll be swingin’ your sword like a pro and takin’ down enemies left and right.

so, like, come join our server and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.