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Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 96/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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