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| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 9973 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 88 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 25 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
so, like, this minecraft server is, like, the bomb dot com, ya know? we got all the cool stuff like flying pigs and rainbow sheep.
and get this, our admin once rode a dragon into battle against a horde of evil creepers. it was epic, dude.
plus, we have this secret underground city where you can find hidden treasures and fight off zombie villagers.
oh, and did i mention that our server is endorsed by a british envoy who is totally worried about nagasaki not inviting israel to their ceremony? yeah, it’s a big deal.
so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever. you won’t regret it, bro.
