NukeCraft Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Lost Technology Thread Minecraft SMP

AA batteries, battery life, battery technology, communication technology, electronic devices, Futuristic technology, high speeds, historical technology, IBM XT/AT compatible, innovation, Lost, Lost technology, Minecraft, modern technology, obsolete technology, palmtop sized, portable devices, smp, static core, Technology, Thread, vintage technology, wireless communication

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3500
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Magic Items Found:	5845	Villages Defended:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so advanced, it’s like having a palmtop sized computer in the palm of your hand! Fully IBM XT/AT compatible, you can run it for weeks on just 2 AA batteries. That’s right, no need to worry about charging cords or power outlets!

2. Our wireless communication speeds are off the charts, even for today’s standards. You’ll be zooming around the server faster than you can say “creeper!”

3. Rumor has it, our server is powered by a static core that gives it endless energy. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about running out of power while building your epic creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Haniyeh’s Blocky Demise Minecraft Server

Assassination, blocky, Conflict, covert operation, demise, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, Mossad, news headline, Politics, RETALIATION, Revenge, Server, State-sponsored, targeted killing, Tehran, Terrorism

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8862
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Void Gems Collected:	38	Holy Grails Found:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5531

join our minecraft server and you can be part of the epic battle between israel and haniyeh in tehran! build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and help take down the evil ex-hamas leader! with crazy pvp battles and secret missions, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama named haniyeh to ride into battle! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

Acquisition, arms race, China, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, Philippines, PINOY, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, Tension, Typhon missile system, Typhoncraft, U.S, Warning

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3003
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Star Shards Collected:	222
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5

so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness

Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, alternative methods, Crafting Materials, creative process, Digital World, Exploration, fantasy adventure, fantasy world, game development, Gaming, gathering cobwebs, immersive experience, inefficient way, interactive storytelling, Land, Resource Gathering, role playing, Smashing, smashing books, Textures, unique items, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4681
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9140
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	7668	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6898
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Villages Defended:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3548
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

FrogSMP

Earth, Economy, Minecraft SMP Jobs Skills Automation Shop Economy Teleport Groups Area protections Custom world Exploration Building Survival PVP Quests Server Community Plugins Modding, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5710
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	12	Emeralds Found:	1465
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

! FrogSMP Welcome to

Main features:

Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

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Azure Kingdom 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4koma, AZURE, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kingdom, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8713
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4812	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Yo, bros and broettes! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night? Well, look no further, because our server is the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, and the llama’s drama all rolled into one!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and maybe even find a secret midnight party with an oni holding a bell – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got limit break assaults, hovercraft races, and double the lessons, commissions, normals, hards, and experience points – it’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers instead of cash!

And if that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, how about some swimsuit babes like Kanna, Fubuki, and Kirino waiting for you in our banners? They’ll make you say “Bing!” and never look back!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sanity – but who needs that anyway? Let’s get blocky, baby!

Cara Thread Minecraft SMP

accessories, Cara, Cara thread, Crafting, Creative, design, diy, embellishments, embroidery, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, hobby, inspiration, Minecraft, needlework, patterns, Projects, Sewing, smp, stitching, textile art, Thread, tutorials

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8887
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	2594
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to protect their precious diamond eggs that they’ve been hoarding. Your mission? Steal those eggs and become the ultimate chicken whisperer.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And let’s not forget about the infamous potato cult that roams the server, spreading their starchy gospel to all who will listen. Will you join their carb-filled ranks or resist the temptation of the almighty potato?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

ToyThiefGrannyAITA

anger, Boundaries, Charity, children, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, family, forgiveness, Generosity, grandkids, hospice, judgement, reconciliation, RELATIVES, resolution, stealing, Toys, ToyThiefGrannyAITA, Trust, Visit

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4997
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Ores Mined:	3241	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the insanity of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun.

Just like Heather swooped in and took those toys without a second thought, you can swoop in and claim your spot on our server. No need to ask permission, just jump right in and start building your virtual empire.

And just like Heather’s granddaughters couldn’t resist opening those toys, you won’t be able to resist exploring all the amazing creations our players have built. From towering castles to underground lairs, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let the drama of real life fade away as you embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family feuds and toy thieves.

StraightButNotNarrow Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Allies, coming out, Diversity, equality, Gay, gender, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ Pride Parade, lgbtq rights, love is love, Minecraft, non-binary, pride, queer, RAINBOW, Sexuality, smp, Straight.., StraightButNotNarrow, supportive

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5159
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Animals Bred:	22
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4142	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear! We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground club where the villagers throw the craziest parties. Plus, one time a creeper tried to run for president and we all had to stop him before he blew up the whole server. It was nuts, man! So come join us and let’s make some epic memories together, you won’t regret it, I promise!

RegretCraft2030

#sustainability, conscious living., consumerism, digital age, Environment, fashion, fast fashion, Future, instant gratification, long-term consequences, materialism, mindfulness, modern trends, regret, RegretCraft2030, SELF AWARENESS, social media, societal values, society, Technology, throwaway culture

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2417
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Enchantments Applied:	200
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Ores Mined:	6057
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	416	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Are you tired of boring old trends that will make you cringe in a decade? Join our Minecraft server and escape the embarrassment of following the crowd! Our server is like a time machine, transporting you to a world where ridiculous trends are celebrated and embraced. From building giant statues of avocado toast to creating pixel art of TikTok dances, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait for regret to kick in when you can join us and have a blast right now? Trust us, in 10 years you’ll be thanking us for saving you from the embarrassment of following boring trends.

Frosty Kingdom 1.21.3

1.21.3, alive, arguments, bros, end of holidays, family, family arguments, family disagreements, family disputes, family dynamics, family gatherings, family politics, frosty, good to be alive, half year, holiday season, holidays, Kingdom, Over.., political debates, Politics

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3991
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Holy Grails Found:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2809
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Yo, bros, guess what? The holidays are almost over, which means no more family arguments over politics for another half year! It’s like being reborn, but in Minecraft! Join our server and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Let’s build some crazy sh*t together and forget about all the nonsense. Life is too short for family drama, let’s mine and craft our way to happiness!

The Best Wrestler Minecraft SMP

aew, best wrestler, Minecraft, professional wrestling, smp, Sports Entertainment, wrestler, wrestling, wrestling career, wrestling champion, wrestling fan, wrestling history, wrestling industry, wrestling legend, wrestling match, wrestling moves, wrestling performance, wrestling ring, wrestling skills, wrestling superstar, wrestling technique, wwe

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9397
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9882

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can wrestle is a pig? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the best wrestler in all of Minecraft! He goes by the name of Diamond Slam and he’s taken down creepers, zombies, and even Ender Dragons with his signature move, the TNT Tombstone Piledriver!

Join our server and witness epic wrestling matches between players, where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week! But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground wrestling ring where players can battle it out for the title of Minecraft Champion. Will you be the one to dethrone Diamond Slam and take his place as the ultimate wrestler?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of Minecraft wrestling like never before. Just be sure to bring your A-game and maybe a diamond sword or two, because things are about to get rowdy!

PianoCraft Minecraft Server

Commitment, Competition, DAUGHTER, Dedication, EMBARRASSMENT, extracurricular activities, family, friendship, Minecraft, musical education, musical interests, parental decisions, peer pressure, piano lessons, Pianocraft, progress, Quitting, recital, rules, Server, social dynamics, Support, talent

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7572
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Looking for a server that will teach you dedication and perseverance like never before? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Just like Annie’s commitment to piano lessons, we require all players to stick with the game for a year before they can quit (no questions asked if they do decide to leave after that).

Join us and practice your Minecraft skills for at least an hour every day, just like Annie practices piano. Who knows, you might even make rapid progress and impress everyone with your building skills!

And don’t worry about playing the same old game, our server is constantly evolving with new challenges and adventures. Just like Annie, who played the same piece as a 6 year old, you’ll have the chance to show off your skills and compete with other players.

But beware of the frenemies on the server, just like Annie’s former best friend Emily. They may try to outdo you with their well-known Chopin pieces (or in this case, epic builds). But remember, it’s all in good fun and competition only makes you stronger!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let’s see if you have what it takes to stick with it for a year. And who knows, maybe you’ll surprise yourself with how much you enjoy the challenge!

Players:	109/600	Votes:	5025
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endless Night Skies:	3	Potions Brewed:	124
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	5