So, like, this server is so lit that even Iranian government sites and nuclear facilities couldn’t handle it and got hit by a cyber attack! Join us and be part of the chaos, because who needs boring old government sites when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in Minecraft? Plus, our community is so wild, you’ll never be bored with all the crazy shenanigans and hilarious moments that happen every day. So come on, join us and be part of the madness!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 105/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Meteorites Collected: 3
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 10

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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