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WE ALSO HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BUNKER FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD. RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU FIND IT, YOU WILL BECOME THE RICHEST PLAYER ON THE SERVER.

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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 98/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops: 7 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
Mines Excavated: 3259 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
Buildings Constructed: 7 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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