so like, u know how the kremlin is all like “woah nato chief, calm down with the nuclear weapons talk”? well, imagine if that whole drama was happening on our minecraft server! join us for some nuclear-level chaos and see if u can survive the political intrigue and explosive drama. who needs diamonds when u have nuclear weapons, amirite? come join us and see if u can navigate the treacherous waters of international relations in the world of minecraft. just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they might be working for the kremlin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 92/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built: 0 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Dragons Tamed: 4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Love Letters Sent: 18
Orbs of Power Found: 8 Wailing Winds Heard: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • YeehawCraft: Where American women yell at Minecraft mobs for fun! 🀠🌟

    YeehawCraft: Where American women yell at Minecraft mobs for fun! 🀠🌟
    Are you tired of getting yelled at by American women for your choices? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can make all the crazy choices you want without any judgment! Join us and let your wildest decisions run free in a world where American women can’t tell you what to do! It’s a virtual paradise for all your wacky antics and chaotic shenanigans. So come on and join us for a hilarious time like no other!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Creepin’ Crafters: The Server Where You’ll Ask ‘Was it good?’

    Creepin’ Crafters: The Server Where You’ll Ask ‘Was it good?’
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building your very own diamond palace guarded by an army of friendly creepers.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can dance the night away with their pixelated pals while dodging fireballs and dodging exploding sheep. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical unicorn poop.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our insane Minecraft server and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • CraftyCommies: Where even the creepers are woke enough to fight the capitalist pigs!

    CraftyCommies: Where even the creepers are woke enough to fight the capitalist pigs!
    Are you tired of dealing with leftists spreading crazy conspiracy theories? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only conspiracy theories involve creepers secretly plotting against Steve! No more worrying about anti-Semitic rants, just pure blocky fun and adventures. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a secret member of the server, ready to lead you on a quest to uncover the truth behind all the pixelated chaos. So why wait? Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • NukeTown Academy: Where Explosions and Diplomas Collide!

    NukeTown Academy: Where Explosions and Diplomas Collide!
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the chaos and madness goes down! Join us if you want to witness massive nukes dropping from the sky, attend hilarious graduations where players receive their diplomas in pixelated form, and watch as the stock market in-game collapses faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. And don’t even get us started on the Niji antis – those guys are always up to no good, but they sure do make things interesting around here. So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will)!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Epic Shields Constructed: 18
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 16 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 49
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Blocky Butts & Pixels: The Quest for the Ultimate UI in Minecraft

    Blocky Butts & Pixels: The Quest for the Ultimate UI in Minecraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic UI designs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic UI you’ve ever seen! It’s so good, it’ll make your eyes pop out of your head and your fingers do the floss dance uncontrollably.

    Join our server and experience UI greatness like never before. Our UI is so good, it’s rumored that even the Ender Dragon is jealous of its sleek design. Players who join our server have reported increased levels of happiness, improved hand-eye coordination, and a sudden urge to yell “I love buttons!” at random intervals.

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of the UI revolution. Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness of our user interface. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Gods Slained: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • EvilCraft: Where Modern Women Rule and Villagers Drool!

    EvilCraft: Where Modern Women Rule and Villagers Drool!
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we encourage players to engage in epic battles against their own family members in a quest for ultimate domination.

    Forget about building cute little villages and trading resources, on our server you’ll be fighting tooth and nail against your own blood and flesh for control of the land. Who knew that Minecraft could be so cutthroat and intense?

    So come join us and see if you have what it takes to defeat your own siblings, parents, or even grandparents in a battle for supremacy. Who does this to their own blood and flesh? You do, on our crazy Minecraft server!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Crops Grown: 8860
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Dragon’s Derp Den – Minecraft Madness

    Dragon’s Derp Den – Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – Daimon was Right All Along – Marry Pawns Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server where players could marry pawns and fight epic battles against dragons. Yes, you heard that right – dragons! And not just any dragons, but dragons with skills, core skills, and augments that will blow your mind.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so legendary that even Capcom themselves conducted a survey about it. And guess what? They agreed that Daimon was right all along! Who is Daimon, you ask? Well, you’ll just have to join the server to find out.

    So, what are you waiting for? Patch up your Minecraft client, grab your sword, and join us for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even find your true love among the pawns. Don’t believe me? Check out our official survey and patch notes for proof!

    Join now and let the craziness begin! (Disclaimer: Marrying pawns in Minecraft may or may not lead to actual marriage in real life. Please pawn responsibly.)

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 15 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Ores Mined: 8220 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Boomer Gladness

    Boomer Gladness
    Are you tired of your life being ruined at every turn? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world! Our server is the perfect place for all the homeschooled kids who missed out on social interaction, the college graduates whose futures have been destroyed by COVID, and anyone else whose life has been completely ruined!

    On our server, you can build your dream home, explore vast and beautiful landscapes, and make friends with other players who understand the struggle. Who needs a job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and battling creepers?

    Don’t let the real world get you down – join our server and start living your best virtual life today!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Crops Grown: 9387
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Pirate Ships Raided: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Blocky McBlockface: The Server Where Even Numbers Get in on the Fun! #916703416

    Blocky McBlockface: The Server Where Even Numbers Get in on the Fun! #916703416
    Are you a fan of Sanrio characters like Hello Kitty, Pom Pom, and Tuxedo Sam? Well, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with adorable pixel art creations of your favorite Sanrio characters.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find all the hidden Hello Kitty statues scattered throughout the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical Pom Pom herself. And if you manage to defeat the Tuxedo Sam boss in the secret underground dungeon, you’ll unlock the power to turn all your enemies into cute little penguins!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Sanrio-themed Minecraft server and let the cuteness overload begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Alien Abductions: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: Faces of /int/ Minecraft Server

    Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: Faces of /int/ Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on faces of /int/ for a wild ride filled with memes, mayhem, and madness. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of hyper-intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities. Swim with them and discover their secret society!

    2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a squad of ninja chickens. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself?

    3. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank players by turning their houses upside down. Can you catch him in the act?

    4. We host weekly dance parties at the top of the tallest mountain on the server, where players can show off their best moves and compete for the title of Minecraft dance champion.

    So what are you waiting for? Join faces of /int/ today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 42 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 488

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Big Block Booty Bash

    Big Block Booty Bash
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a tiny Luigi man stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by the majestic Gawr Gura herself. They danced the night away, singing *BOM BOM BOM* in perfect harmony. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret passages, and a community of players who are always up for a good laugh. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond llama, all your wildest Minecraft dreams will come true.

    So come join us on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you? *UHAHAHAHAHAHA*

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 50 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Love Letters Sent: 7 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Pixelated Bootylicious Adventures: A Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Bootylicious Adventures: A Minecraft Server

    Join Our Hilarious <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/one-piece-venture/">Minecraft Server</a>!

    Welcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

    Why Join Us?

    • Insane Builds: Our players have built a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks!
    • Wild Events: Every Friday night, we have a “Zombie Apocalypse” event where players have to survive waves of zombies while riding pigs!
    • Unique Mods: We have mods that turn all the animals into dancing llamas and give players the ability to shoot rainbow lasers from their hands!
    • Hilarious Community: Our players are always cracking jokes and pulling pranks on each other, making every day on the server a laugh riot!
    • Secret Treasure Hunts: We hide special treasure chests filled with rare items around the map, but they can only be found by solving riddles and puzzles!

    Join Us Now and Dive into the Madness!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 18
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • QuadSquad’s 5-Year Plan: Minecraft Mayhem!

    QuadSquad’s 5-Year Plan: Minecraft Mayhem!
    Join Our Hilarious <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/blocky-brawlers-where-aew-fags-celebrate-beating-pixelated-foes/">Minecraft Server</a>!

    Welcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have some fun? Look no further!

    Reasons to Join Our Server:

    • Unicorn Mounts: Yes, you read that right. Ride around on majestic unicorns and show off to all your friends!
    • Explosive Sheep: Sheep that explode? Yes, please! Watch out for these woolly troublemakers!
    • Disco Party Villagers: Our villagers know how to boogie! Join them for a dance party like no other.
    • Chicken Jousting: Grab a chicken, a stick, and get ready to joust your way to victory!

    Insane Stories from Our Server:

    Story Description
    The Great Creeper Parade One day, all the creepers on the server decided to march through town in a synchronized parade. It was both terrifying and hilarious!
    The Mystery of the Talking Pig Rumors spread of a pig that could speak in perfect English. Players searched high and low to find this mysterious pig and uncover its secrets.

    Ready to Join the Fun?

    Come on over to our server and experience the wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Don’t miss out on the laughs and excitement!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Potions Brewed: 98
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 21

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • WeebCraft – Where the only thing more awkward than our fan service is your creeper encounters!

    WeebCraft – Where the only thing more awkward than our fan service is your creeper encounters!
    The Craziest <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/minecraft-raid-vs-all-mobs/">Minecraft Server</a> Ever!

    Welcome to The Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because this server is unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, hilarious quests, and so much more!

    Reasons to Join:

    • Unicorn Rides: Yes, you read that right. Ride unicorns around the server and spread rainbows everywhere you go!
    • Chicken Army: Build your own army of chickens and conquer all who stand in your way. The clucking will be heard for miles!
    • Lava Surfing: Who needs water when you can surf on lava? Grab your board and catch some fiery waves!
    • Dragon Dance Parties: Party with dragons and dance the night away. Just make sure they don’t accidentally burn down the dance floor!

    Insane Stories:

    One time, a player on our server built a roller coaster that went through a haunted mansion filled with ghosts. It was so scary that even the zombies were too afraid to go near it!

    Another time, a group of players tried to build a giant snowman that came to life and started throwing snowballs at everyone. It was chaos, but also pretty hilarious!

    Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what crazy adventures await you on The Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Alien Abductions: 0
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • BeefQueens Minecraft: where the only chopping we do is pixelated trees πŸŒ²πŸ’…πŸ½ #minecraft #gamergirls #blockparty

    BeefQueens Minecraft: where the only chopping we do is pixelated trees πŸŒ²πŸ’…πŸ½ #minecraft #gamergirls #blockparty
    Join Our <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/2p2l/">Minecraft Server</a>!

    Welcome to the Most Epic Minecraft Server Ever!

    Reasons to Join:

    Insane Stories:

    Once, a player rode a chicken into battle against a horde of zombie pigs armed with nothing but a carrot. And they won!

    Join the madness now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 87

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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